Bobaflex – Mama (Don’t Take My Drugs Away): A Video Breakdown

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Like many of you, I like to check my local venues’ websites to see who is coming to town. To my surprise, Orgy is hitting the road this winter. Their cover of New Order‘s “Blue Monday” may be the only thing that comes to mind when thinking of the band (besides all the pretty makeup). After putting out one decent song, the band went weird/cruddy EDM, and that’s about it. This post isn’t about Orgy, though. It’s about the band they’re playing with; Bobaflex.

Bobaflex came in at the very tail end of nu-metal’s popularity. While never breaking out of the fourth-tier level of nu-metal, the band has managed to land on labels such as Eclipse, TVT, and Megaforce. And yes, their name was inspired by Boba Fett. Remember them when you’re sitting through The Force Awakens (or remember that the last 3 Star Wars movies totally sucked. Either one works).

I will give credit where credit it due, though. Despite never having massive success, Bobaflex is still around, putting out albums and touring. It’s an important reminder that there’s always an audience for um whatever it is that Bobaflex does. Hmmm. I guess we should actually find out what they sound like. Here’s their latest video for the song “Mama (Don’t Take My Drugs Away)”. Wait, really? That’s the name of their song? Crap in a Cubs cap.

0:04: Cool World Photography you say?
0:07: Looks like Bobaflex is baking some muffins.
0:10: Please say hi to Nikki Sixx‘s younger brother Clovis.
0:13: Black Merol Face, Medieval Merol Face, meet you new BFF, “Butt-Rock Face”
0:17: I feel like there’s a subliminal message in this video, but I can’t quite figure it out.
0:20: Is that a squid puppet on his drum kit? An Admiral Ackbar toy?
0:24: And why does he look like an independent wrestler from 1998?
0:29: Seriously, his name should be like “Damien Devil” or “Luke C. Fir”.
0:33: Captain America hangs his head in shame after seeing that tattoo.
0:36: He’s going to be in for a shock when he realizes that Drugs aren’t receiving his texts.
0:41: That’s the face of a man who has definitely taken pictures of his own butt.
0:49: If D.A.R.E really wants to make an impact, just show this video to every sixth grader in the country.
0:51: Yes, people often dangle baggies of drugs out in public.
0:56: Bobaflex should’ve sprung for a Coked-Up Werewolf cameo.
1:01: Or Coked-Up Mark McGrath.
1:05: That was a cute little coke-rate chop.
1:11: That was awesome. I think I’ve turned a corner with this video.
1:18: His sugar addiction is real bad. He’s going to be shooting up Frosted Flakes soon.
1:24: Hey, it’s dollar store Blackie Lawless everyone.
1:29: “Come on, Marge! Maybe I’m not getting enough…estrogen.”
1:37: He certainly has the facial hair of someone in a nu-metal band from the early 2000’s.
1:42: Almost a literal whiskey dick.
1:50: You can practically see the Taco Bell cheese in his facial hair.
1:55: It’s okay. The gun is made out of drugs too.
2:07: “Whatchu, lookin’ at, bro?”
2:09: Here comes the power ballad…
2:14: He’s going to make out with the mirror, isn’t he?
2:19: See, kids? That’s why you don’t brush your teeth so hard.
2:24: “Why have you betrayed me, mirror brother? Why?!”
2:28: We’ve hit peak Busey.
2:32: Who wants chowder?
2:40: And here’s a little something for the ladies…who need to swear off men forever.
2:43: Remember when “Tebowing” was a thing for like 2 minutes?
2:55: Yeah, that’ll help.
3:01: Everyone was either the Joker or Harley Quinn this year for Halloween. We get it.
3:07: Ugh, he’s going to recite the “How I got this smile” lines.
3:10: Amazing.
3:18: He’s 1 weiner-tuck away from Goodbye Horses playing.
3:23: Please, Mama. Please take his drugs away.
3:28: Proud graduate of the Elaine Benes School Of Dancing.
3:42: My god…it was drugs the whole time!
3:45: But you guys made drugs look so cool. I’m conflicted now!

Bobaflex’s album Anything That Moves is out now.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Have fun seeing Orgy and Bobaflex.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        And the next frame says “The 1980s”. Perfect.

        • CyberneticOrganism
          • School Of Hard Plops

            Orgy >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Darkthrone

            (dunno about Bloboflex, since I’m afraid to even listen to the Breakdown. I just got over the horror of Modern Talking)

    • School Of Hard Plops

      Eh, I liked ‘Candyass’ back in the day.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I didn’t.

        • Scroinklypoop McFartinPloppin

          What can I say? 18 is a whole other age, and it had an industrial sorta feel.

    • Cannot tell if Varg or Lars.

      plzhelp

      • Maik Beninton™

        With that bald head, is Lars.

        • School Of Hard Plops

          I’ll go the King Solomon route, and bring out snare drums and coffee cans, and threaten to destroy them……………. then we will know which one is Lars.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        U serious?

        • They kinda look alike! Sue me!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I will. Hope you have a good lawyer. I heard JJD’s uncle is a lawyer.

          • it’s his Dad. and he owes it to us to bring his dad in here…

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I could’ve sworn he said his uncle was a lawyer too.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My uncle is the lawyer for Red Robin and my grandfather was a lawyer but he retired.

          • Waynecro

            Dude, Red Robin is one of my favorite burger restaurants.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It is good.

          • Waynecro

            I miss burgers. When I finish this goddamned cut, I’m going back to Red Robin.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            As a chef, I’m leary of any restaurant that needs a lawyer on retainer in the first place! Is Red Robin cooking their burgers in the bellies of Ebola patients or something?
            (BTW, never ate there, but there’s one in my area, and heard they’re good)

          • Heard he has small hands.

            http://i.imgur.com/VIkvLm2.png

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Joe is JJD’s uncle?
            *mind blown*

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My dad is also a public defender which is a kind of lawyer.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Vlargs

      • leaving lars vargas

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Fear and Loathing in Lars Vargas

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Lars Vargas Outlaws of the XFL.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            He Hate Me.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Steve Austin wore a team jersey of these guys at ECW One Night Stand 2005. Joey Styles joked about not joking about it,

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I know. I saw it. I actually made the mistake of watching an XFL game too.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That was an awful idea. I watched a game on Youtube. I did not finish it.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m not a football fan so I didn’t really notice any difference. With the money Vince wasted on the XFL, he could’ve started the Network 10-15 years earlier.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Vince should’ve just put his money in the Lingerie League.

          • Óðinn

            Steve Austin the wrestler, or Steve Austin the bionic man?

            Andre The Giant vs. Steve Austin (1976):
            https://youtu.be/6SZMn_711s4

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Oh dear Flying Spaghetti Monster/God, I remember the XFL. That poor, sad creature got put down quick!

      • Óðinn

        Largs.

    • Maik Beninton™
  • Vote for Jeb

    Goodbye Horses >>>>

    • Maik Beninton™
    • Waynecro

      I once snorted a line of lemonade Crystal Light (sugar-free, of course). Shit burns, but everything smelled lemon fresh for a week.

      • ah, the things we do when the drugs run out.
        *hello robitussin

      • School Of Hard Plops

        At least you didn’t snort live ants like Ozzy.

        • Waynecro

          I probably had enough Crystal Light in my sinuses to attract ants, though.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Bobaflex still exists? Even I never liked them.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      That means they have to be really really bad.

      • Óðinn

        Or really good.

        *watches video*

        ….Nope, you were right. Really bad.

    • BEARD-SPLITTER
    • School Of Hard Plops

      I’ve never heard of them or heard them before now. Then again, nu metal and their apparent heyday flew over my head completely back in the day.

      • Óðinn

        This video seems more 80s Butt Metal than Nu-Metal. They seem like Motley Crue / Skid Row wannabes. But maybe they’ve changed their sound a bit. Acting like Motley Crue has been profitable for bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Black Veil Brides. This is the only song I’ve heard from this band. Hopefully, I never hear from them again.

        • School Of Hard Plops

          I just got done with an even worse video, so this was just adding to the horror. Video in question, and I did have high hopes after reading about them………….

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys

    • brokensnow

      nu-metals last gasp.

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    This is the kind of shit that gives drugs a bad name.

    • People here like that Bon Jovi song, mate!!!

      *goes away humming you give drugs… a bad name ~*

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Buncha amateurs.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      I wanted to do drugs. Then I saw BEARD-SPLITTER. I no longer wanted to do drugs.

      • BEARD-SPLITTER
        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Haven’t heard something this bad in weeks.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Racist

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I can’t be a racist, I have black frien…. shit, I don’t have black friends.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            There’s gotta be at least one black person in Finland. Vanessa Williams is half Finnish, so there’s that.

            http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/vanessa_williams_021.jpg

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            There are some black people here, I just haven’t befriended them. To be fair, I haven’t befriended that many people.

      • School Of Hard Plops

        They have drugs in Finland?!?!

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          We’ve got poison mushrooms, reeindeer urine and many more fantastic drugs! We are shamans!

          • School Of Hard Plops

            I figured there’d be a heroin problem there by now.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’d say there’s an alcohol problem here.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            So I’d heard. As far as anyone can tell, it’s what killed Sentenced’s guitarist. As much as I should slam you for not drinking, it’s just as good to go down the route I did years back as well.

  • Paris Hilton

    BobaFLEX: Mama Don’t Take My Gains Away

    • I miss your jokes… I miss your musk… I miss you, Paris.

      GL

      • Paris Hilton

        My jokes reflect my personality, mysterious and impulsive.

        • You are top tier, friend.

    • School Of Hard Plops

      Good to have you back, despite your busy DJing schedule!

  • Salvador Dalí Lama

    What the fuck kind of band name is Bobaflex?

    Also how is shit like this even signed??

    • School Of Hard Plops

      IIRC, they came out when nu metal has still huge, so it didn’t exactly take a lot of brains to get a draw. Which name is worse, Hoobastank or Bobaflex?

      • Salvador Dalí Lama

        Does it matter? Praise Hitler would have been a better band name than both. That’s how shitty those names are.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Revenge of the Sith is better than Return of the Jedi.

    Fight me.

    • Sir Tapir The Based
      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        Empire strikes back is still the best but Order 66 > Ewoks.

      • School Of Hard Plops

        I hate Star Wars, period. Loved it as a kid, though.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Spaceballs is infinite times better than any star wars movie or star trek.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I was 10 years old in 1977. Nuff said.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      I’ll agree on anything involving an Ewok, but the scenes with Luke, Vader, and The Emperor own the entire trilogy.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        You have a point there

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          If ‘Sith’ didn’t have Ian MacDiarmid, it wouldn’t have been worth it at all.

    • @Beunhaas:disqus, get here and check this out ASAP!
      edit: on second thought, it’s not as skronky as it is techy

      • Hubert

        I dig it. Prominent bass in metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Waynecro

      This shit is killer!

      • Right? Like a skronky beyond creation

        • Waynecro

          Indeed! I must buy this album. You gave us a little Tech Death Thursday on a Monday. Thank you!

          • lol yw. I’m contemplating writing tdt and other stuff in the new year again. This year has been the hardest of my life easily and I just couldn’t bring myself to give two shits about writing sadly.

          • your video game articles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
            (recently my buddy said he read a review of Alien Isolation in “the toilet in hell”)

          • I’ll probably do one for Rise of the Tomb Raider. I wrote one for MGS5 like 5 times and deleted it every time cause it sucked lol

          • Waynecro

            I played Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 multiplayer a lot over the weekend. It’s pretty good.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            On Xbox -.-

          • Waynecro

            Indeed. On Xbox 360. I’ll get a One one of these days.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            *ps4

            Ftfy

          • Waynecro

            I mean, I wouldn’t kick a PS4 outta bed, but I’d prefer a One.

          • I have both, dat threesome doe

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            We have 2 ps4s and a ps3 in a stack between the tvs

          • Ok Mr. 1upper. I have a 2000 dollar gaming pc.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Lol man i wish i had a decent pc rig. All my shits in parts. No money to do that. Are you on steam/battlenet?

          • Yea, Archbauer on steam. No idea what battle net is?

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Blizzards online system (diablo, starcraft, wow, hearthstone)

          • Ah, I made a choice not to touch those massive mmos a long time ago and im sticking to it.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I wish I could somehow just replace my PCI-e slot. The rest of my rig is still easily up to snuff.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            You can?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            No, you can’t. : ( If I want to play any of these newer games, I have to get a whole new rig.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            New motherboard?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Possible, if I could find one that’s compatible with my CPU and RAM and won’t require a stronger power supply.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Just checked Newegg. They have absolutely no boards compatible with my CPU that pack a PCI-e 3.0 slot. #Rekt.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Itll be ok

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m far more concerned about movies and music than games anyways.

          • Waynecro

            My bro and I used to get all the consoles, but I have far too little patience, money, and time for more than one these days. My girlfriend’s dumping me freed up some additional time and money but did nothing for my patience.

          • Yea, after breaking up with the ex I was drowning in free time. It was a weird feeling.

          • Waynecro

            It’s weird as fuck–especially because we still live in the same house. A lot of that extra free time has gone to brooding–er, I mean, writing music.

          • Shit my breakup fucked me financially and mentally and nearly killed me, I can’t imagine still living with her, shit.

          • Waynecro

            I’ll keep pretending I’m not absolutely gutted whenever I see her. Eventually, I won’t be. In the meantime, this shit goes on my list of the worst goddamned things ever.

          • How long were you together?

          • Waynecro

            More than seven years. We own two houses and cute little dog together.

          • Yikes.I put a 5k down payment on a ring which I never got back.

          • Waynecro

            Goddamn, dude. That’s brutal. I was going to marry this girl, but I hadn’t bought her an engagement ring yet. Of course, I dropped thousands on jewelry over the years.

          • Yea we were set, had the house and everything. Then she just bails out of the blue. Whatever, it is what it is, enjoying the single life right now lol.

          • Waynecro

            That’s fucked up, man. It was similar with us. One day, she just told me she didn’t love me anymore. We had already been planning for retirement and marriage for a few years. Women can be cold as fuck, man.

          • Sounds like she needed a good ole exorcism. Missed your chance, again!

          • Waynecro

            Damn! Maybe it’s not too late. I could still attempt an exorcism. What’s the worst that could happen?

          • The worst thing? She gets cured. Then you have to get married… Thats pbad, bro.

          • Waynecro

            I’m so mentally fucked right now I might go through with a marriage at this point. Maybe I need an exorcism.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            GAH, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Anything but marriage! I don’t care if it’s drinking boilermakers laced with krokodil until the end of time, anything but marriage!

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, I get that. Besides, if you got married, you’d never have the time to come up with so many crazy Disqus names.

          • Scroinklypoop McFartinPloppin

            And the world would be a much sadder place for it.

          • Waynecro

            That’s very true.

          • most messed up thing ever, beeeeeeeeeecause:
            she must have been milling that over for a LONG time before saying something

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, had she figured that shit out a few months earlier, we wouldn’t have bought this goddamned house that we’re now stuck in together.

          • Yea she said that she couldn’t handle a relationship at the time. Here’s the kicker: She shows up at my job a month later and is like “oh I didn’t want to tell you over the phone but I met someone and am living with them”. I texted her later wtf and shes like well you didnt show any emotion about it! Bitch please I was at work, I couldnt.

          • *can’t handle a relationship
            *starts new relationship
            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • #solidlogics

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Rule 1: don’t do relationships

          • Waynecro

            I’m with you on this now. I learned my fucking lesson.

          • I don’t know man. Relationships are tough. But, when things get going bad (outside the relationship)… there is always that person there to commiserate with. It is nice

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            DO NOT DEFY TEH RULES

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Oh, Tapey baby you know you’re…………….

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqMa9GYLDtE

          • Waynecro

            I was a total loner before I met this girl, and I never needed anyone for anything. I have since become accustomed to having some emotional support. Now that shit’s out the window, so I have to get back to my roots. It’s not been as easy as I thought it would be.

          • I understand money is tight but it would prob be worthwhile to talk to a professional for a bit about all this stuff. Kinda wish I had earlier.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            *Makes fun of people online instead

          • Waynecro

            Well, fucking around on the Toilet ov Hell has been very cathartic.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’d rather chill out here and shoot the shit with all of you than go to yet another fucking therapist.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER
          • Waynecro

            I have to talk to a lawyer first. I set up a bunch of financial measures to ensure she and our properties would be taken care of if I died. Now I have to move that shit around somehow.

          • Waynecro

            Ice goddamned cold. My woman broke up with me over Skype from work. I guess she couldn’t wait until she got home.

          • Fuck…but yea, that was just the start of the shit this year wanted to throw at me. Arguably the worst though since I had to cope with all the other shit on my own.

          • Waynecro

            Damn, man. I’m with you. A bunch of bad shit happened to me right before she dumped me. This year sucks.

          • Lots of good music and games though so there’s that.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, for sure. Plus I’m writing music again, which has been difficult for me since I got sober. I’m trying to immerse myself in creative pursuits that took a backseat to our relationship.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Sounds like an even more crushing 500 Days Of Summer. GAH!

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Keep enjoying it! Been through enough fucked up circumstances in relationships (I tended to attract wounded birds when I was dating) and the one good one I had ended in a deportation/miscarriage. Not going through that shit again. Friends With Benefits is the way to go!

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I learned a long time ago that if my woman cant take me just buying food, paying rent, cooking, and cleaning over jewelry . . . well, shes in the wrong relationship. I only buy gifts for xmas

          • Waynecro

            Christmas, birthdays, and anniversaries. I’m going to save a goddamned fortune now.

          • Vote for Jeb

            There are a lot of ways to show someone you love them. Acts of service, like working hard and doing chores, are one of them.

          • BB lets his wife win the occasional smash bros. match

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Nope. No mercy.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            U kidding? She probably kicks his ass on the daily. ^_^

          • With regards to chores…Sweeping the entire house works well.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I ironed the wife’s labcoats the other day.

          • Waynecro

            That’s adorable.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I tried to iron one of my suits on vacation.

            I suck at ironing.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I had to learn in undergrad.

          • It’s the thought that counts……………………………………………………………………………….

          • School Of Hard Plops

            That’s why there’s dry cleaners. Drop it off, one hour (at least at the one I went to) and BOOM! Your suits and dress clothes will be Akercocke sharp in a jiffy, and cheap to boot.

          • Waynecro

            Indeed. I did all the cleaning. She washed her own dishes once, and I nearly proposed on the spot.

          • HAHHHAHAAAAAAA

          • School Of Hard Plops

            By my experience and watching other relationships, that’s often the best way to get steamrolled. And when arguments come up (and they will), I doubt the other person will remember the time you cleaned the tub, scrubbed the floors, etc. When I dated my one GF of 4 years and lived with her, I did ALL the cleaning, only to come home from work one day and her mom screaming at me because of all the clutter and mess. That was one of many last straws.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Goddamn, I’m glad I’m single. 7 years, and haven’t looked back or bothered trying to date anyone, and no regrets.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            2 days after I broke up with my ex(back in 2012) I fractured my ankle. How’s that for awesome?

          • School Of Hard Plops

            And listening to Sam Kinison nonstop.

          • Did you add me on ps4?

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I think so? Whats your tag again?

          • UrbanLegend25, gonna change it to Archbauer once Sonly adds that feature.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            They used to have it then removed it, for some reason

          • too many people requested “lolbuttz”

          • I’ve been playing it too. I usually don’t play it and usually hate it but the three year development cycle Treyarch had helped a lot and it shows.

          • Waynecro

            I played the stripped-down Xbox 360 version, and even it is really good (despite all the fucking clipping, lag, and server disconnects).

          • Waynecro

            I know those feels, dude. Hang in there. As far as I’m concerned, there’s no such thing as too much tech death. I look forward to your future contributions.

          • Thanks man.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          The bass very similar. Tis fonky. Not bad.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      The bass sounds like little farts.

    • The bass is pretty bad, though. Cybro is right 🙁
      Everything else is wicked!

  • Waynecro

    Thank you, 365 Days of Horror, for yet another post full of hilarious zingers.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    BRO THIS SHIT IS HEAVIER THAN FFDP BUT I CAN STILL LIFT TO IT HA HA

    *slams tallboy of Keystone*
    *makes late payment on new F-150*

    https://storiesihavetotell.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/bro.jpg

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    They were on the first Gigantour oddly enough. They also did a shitty cover of Sound Of Silence. I still hate them.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1D5N7Bzrk

    • School Of Hard Plops

      Even more reason Mustaine should be kicked in the balls for the whole Rotting Christ/Gigantour fiasco.

  • 365chaosriddendays

    Indeed:

  • Óðinn

    Westworld is coming to HBO in 2016.

    W/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8HNuRLIBI

    • Boss the Ross

      I had no idea this was happening. Thank you for the knowledge.

      • Óðinn

        You’re very welcome, Boss the Ross.

    • School Of Hard Plops

      TMZ was saying that Anthony Hopkins in fact WILL be naked in it.

      • Óðinn

        I hope not.

        • School Of Hard Plops

          Not me, but seeing his withered little nooner isn’t exactly my thing. It probably looks like an umbilical cord nowadays.

  • Óðinn
  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Ooh, live Witchhelm! Now I can judge how good they are as a live act.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-PmWktHvbQ

  • School Of Hard Plops

    RIP, Bowflex!

    • School Of Hard Plops

      Are you sure he’s dead? Just wanting to make sure.

        • School Of Hard Plops

          That was a reference from the movie, lol. I posted about him being dead yesterday.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Yep.

        • School Of Hard Plops

          Didn’t catch that reference from the movie, I take it?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I guess not.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Remember when they first go into that house and see him just lying about………..

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen it. For some odd reason, the Harvard Sq Theater put TCM on a double feature with Flesh Gordon. o_O

          • School Of Hard Plops

            Last time I saw it was 97, but goddamn did I watch the hell out of it lol.

          • School Of Hard Plops

            RIP Kenny Rogers and Leatherface.

        • Scroinklypoop McFartinPloppin

          Woah, I didn’t know he was from Iceland!

  • Óðinn
  • School Of Hard Plops

    I made it to 1:30.

    https://38.media.tumblr.com/fc34bbeade9d25ce9ee93ea4582fc0fd/tumblr_inline_nwpeygoY511qc1lqi_540.gif

    These guys are on the road, as is Papa Roach, In This Moment, Butcher Babies and Five Felcher Donkey Pump are the biggest selling bands in metal right now, so these guys could become the Anvil of the nu metal scene.

  • Óðinn

    1:15: I love how this guy does so much coke that his “drug dealer” gets physically and mentally exhausted from bringing him drugs. That’s one hell of a drug habit. After a month of selling this guy drugs, she went back to her old job as a crime scene cleaner. She said cleaning up rotting corpses and suicide scenes was just more relaxing, quite frankly.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      In the real world, such a customer would either get cut off or delegated to a subordinate.

      • Óðinn

        Also, that girl would not make it as a drug dealer.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I didn’t even watch the video.

          • Óðinn

            I see. You’re lucky.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          She can deal me drugs

          • Óðinn

            “She can sue me. Sue me, sue me!”

  • brokensnow

    Their bassist used to sing Jackson 5s ABC at the end of shows..

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    BREAKING GNUS: I don’t know why they’re doing it and it won’t last long(so they say), but right now you can buy Dopethrone’s ‘Hochelaga’, one of the top Metal albums of the year, absolutely FREE. Go get it.

    https://dopethrone.bandcamp.com/album/hochelaga-3

    • Sir Tapir The Based
    • Boss the Ross

      Nice, thanks for the GNUS.

    • Boss the Ross

      Do you have a bandcamp profile i can follow?

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        https://bandcamp.com/kylemcbride

        (NOTE: Yes, that’s my real name)

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          The secrets out!

        • i just followed you. my username is jimmy mcnulty

        • Boss the Ross

          Thanks man.
          I have thoroughly enjoyed the Dopethrone album, as well as everyone in a 5 mile readius of my vehicle.

        • Boss the Ross

          I was trying to find some physical copies of Dopethrone’s music, but it seems to be sold out for the most part. Is bandcamp pretty much the only option for them?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            http://totemcatrecords.bigcartel.com/products?search=dopethrone&search-submit=

            Unless you’re in Europe, buying CDs/LPs of their stuff is pricey.

          • Boss the Ross

            Damn, alright, I appreciate the help.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Their physical stuff sells quicker than they can press it. That might be one of the reasons they posted the new one for free.

          • Boss the Ross

            I did find that out, it was because they do not include a download code with their vinyl.

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      Nice, ill get a lossless copy

    • Maik Beninton™

      Holy shit! If I haven’t switched to view newest comments I wouldn’t see this!
      NOICE!

  • Eliza

    I think the guy who wrote this song thinks he’s is a lot smarter than he is in reality. I mean, he is trying to write a song about drug addiction and how it makes you into a paranoid and weak human being, but the lyrics feel like they were written by a teenager wanting to seem adult and all that.