Black Metal Conspiracy THeory: What You Need to Know

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Hey, you. Yeah, I’m talking to you. Get in here, I—shhh, keep your voice down, we don’t know who could be listening. This is important, I’ve stumbled on to something big here, and someone else needs to know about it. That wasn’t a typo in the title, it’s part of—SHHHH. Keep your voice down. It’s part of this whole operation they’re trying to pull, and this one starts at underground black metal and goes straight to the top, man, the FRIGGIN’ TOP. I SAID KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

So here’s the deal, and you gotta keep this to yourself for now, see? Pretty soon we’ll be ready to blow the lid off the whole operation, but until then it’s all on the hush-hush. Been listening to a lot of black metal and thinking about how the government is taking away all our guns and replacing them with chemtrails, and suddenly I noticed something as I scrolled through my black metal library. Thaclthi. Thantifaxath. Thaw. Theogeny. Theoria. There is Chaos. Thyrkron. All of these bands start with ‘Th’! In fact, those seven bands started with the letters ‘Th’ more than any other letter in the entire alphabet. Check mate, Obama.

So what does it all mean? Take a look at the evidence. There. See it? It’s so obvious that I shouldn’t have to explain it. And I won’t, because who knows what kind of reptilian shape shifters are listening right now, masquerading as my ex-girlfriend who wouldn’t even listen, wouldn’t even listen to my clear explanation of how she should already know something that I don’t even need to explain, because seriously, come on (if you’re reading this, Rebecca, pls respond to emails). But I guess we can look at little deeper.

Thantifaxath is a brilliantly dark, nasty sounding black metal band that unleashed the album Sacred White Noise (or was it Thacred Thite Thoise? You tell me) this year, but it was clearly a false flag. They’re from Canada, a country notorious for harboring Canadian bands. For the real truth, we’ll have to move south. According to the lamestream media (and maps), Brazil is in South America. And you know what’s in Brazil? That’s right, Thyrkron. They might as well change the name to Thio de Janiero at this point. Back in 2012, these guys released a raw, explosive EP (at six tracks, it’s nearly as long as a full-length) that incorporates driving rock influences into their take on black metal. With Roman numeral song titles, lyrics in Portuguese, and a name your price download, the secret operation had clearly begun.

Fast forward to 2013, fly across the globe to Syria, and you’ll find stage 2 of Operation TH (OpeTH for short) underway. Theoria is a two person black metal project from Aleppo, Syria. With all of the unbelievably intense things happening in Syria in recent history, writing and recording their brooding-yet-gripping 2013 album Mantra was likely no simple feat. UNLESS, that is, you were undercover operatives in a worldwide conspiracy that probably also involves Chex mix, Sarah Jessica Parker, and the Olive Garden. Speaking of every sheeple’s favorite Italian eatery, Italy’s Thaclthi is where our web of something, I’m pretty sure, continues. Their 2013 EP …Erat Ante Oculos features a layered, consuming slab of howling black metal. With heavily obscured vocals and cohesive, yet raw production, these guys are clearly signaling that it’s time for the mothership to land, using the pyramids to navigate. If it’s not obvious by now, allow me to point out that this band displays TWO (count them, I did) instances of the code in their name. WAKE UP AMERICA.

OpeTH now lands on home soil, in Santa Cruz, California, where the misfits in Theogeny no doubt got a knock on their door from men in suits, who were actually nuns in men-suits in suits, who took them to the Pope, who was actually an alien in a Pope-suit, who took them to Obama, who was actually Obama, and he said “These guys play solid, aggressive black metal, and their early 2014 self-titled album was really good.” I know it’s difficult to hear the truth, but we all have to face reality at some point. Now, with America conquered, our saga moves to Germany, where the recent demo by There is Chaos proves without a doubt that the fluoride that the UN put in drinking water makes everyone love Beyonce. This short, nasty recording stomps and screeches its way through six brief, harsh tracks that you can pick up at a price of your choosing. But remember, choice in an illusion.

By now, you should have known that we would end up in Poland with Thaw. By know, you should know everything you need to about this band that released a fantastic album this year. But, did you know that if you made an anagram using all the letters in these bands’ names, it would say “THIS THEORY, TOTES REAL! WAKE RON, FIX THAT THROAT THINGY, CH-CHIA! HIT THAT HAT, NH.” Chilling. This not only confirms my truth, but it’s clearly a message to the people of New Hampshire to hit not only a hat, but that hat, and that anyone who has ever had a Chia pet, a neck, or the name Ron is in great danger. Get your head of out of your television sets and listen to these bands, people, it’s time to take back what was stolen from us, which is definitely something, I think. As soon as I figure out how to link OpeTH, the name of the operation itself, to metal, I’ll let you guys know.

So who out there is paying attention to the obvious? What sort of cover up am I missing here? Hats on, discuss below.

 

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  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

    Hey, is that a typo in the title?

    • Stockhausen

      COME ON GOAT, USE YOUR BRAIN.

  • Guacamole Jim
    • VVorld Peace

      THerion, Wolves in THe THrone Room, THe Great Old Ones, THrawsunblat… How deep does it go?

      • THeory of a Deadman

        • M Shadows!

          ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARENT BLACK METAL

        • Edward #negrodMMXV

          damn it all.

        • JWG

          THornley!

      • Edward #negrodMMXV

        DarkTHrone. It goes back some time.

      • THoopTHick all the way down.

      • BLVKKBEVRD

        THeodore Roosevelt

    • JWG

      Under a Frothen Thun.

  • VVorld Peace

    I’m currently writing this comment from a FEMA death camp. THe culling has thtarted.

  • Tyree
  • BLACK METAL!!!! Theogony and There is Chaos are tasty.

    GL

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb6e5xzhT1r3av4co9_500.gif

    • Renan Ribeiro

      I see you’ve found me and my daughter’s first acting gig

  • Howard Dean

    The Bohemian Grove Reptilian Response Squad put fluoride in our water and MSG in our food to make us sterile and servile. Have proof. Will share. Can only communicate in smoke signals. Keep an eye on the horizon. In the meantime, process all water through Cherokee hair filters, and spit out your food.

    http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Tom-Hanks-Big-GIF.gif

  • Akercocke ov Steele

    “Dave Mustaine for President!”-Randommetalrelatedwords666 (Avatar is that of any Megadeth album before 1992)

  • BLVKKBEVRD

    Did we forget THerion?

  • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

    ATTENTION: THIS ARTICLE IS SPREADING DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION THAT CAN BE HAZARDOUS FOR YOUR HEALTH! PLEASEREMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE PREMISES, SHAKING YOUR HEAD IN DISBELIEF AT THIS THEORY OF A CERTAIN DEADMAN. I REPEAT, IT IS FALSE. WE WILL SOON TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.

    (We know Who U R, and we kno where U liv, and there is no need to forgive)

    • I count at least 6 TH‘s in this notice.
      YOU CAN’T PULL THE WOOL OVER MY EYES.

      • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

        DANGER: REMOVE THIS INDIVIDUAL SPREADING HAZARDOUS MISINFORMATION FROM THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. PLACE HIM AT THE INTERROGATION ROOM TO AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF THE GRANDMASTER.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

      ATTENTION: THIS MESSAGE IS NOT LINKED TO THIS FALSE ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS “ILLUMINATI”. THIS ORGANIZATION IS FALSE AND TOTALLY NOT REAL. THOSE INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SPREADING OF THIS DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION WILL SOON BE TAKEN INTO OUR CUSTODY.

  • Maik Beninton

    It’s like when atthegatescore was born and most of the bands had a variant of the word ”die” on their name

    • Guacamole Jim

      thie

  • BLVKKBEVRD

    THird Eye Blind???????

    • Fun fact: I somehow ended up at a THird Eye Blind music video shoot a few years ago (my reaction: “They’re still a band?!?!”) I spent the evening drinking too much and trying to ruin every shot. Those dudes are prob not illuminati.

      • BLVKKBEVRD

        THats what THey want you to THink

      • VVorld Peace

        says joe THrashnkill

      • what song was it? can we see you in the video?

        • The song was called ‘Bonfire’ and it sucks. I sincerely doubt you can see me anywhere because I was really being an annoying butthole (becuz lol 3EB). The set folks were getting kinda heated.

      • I want someTHing else
        to get my THrough THis
        semi-charmed kind of life.

        Suspect…

  • EsusMoose

    I didn’t read much but I did look for all the ‘th’ that were in the article.

  • Tyree
  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

    Luckily this scheme hasn’t spread to other genres like death metal. Wait, deaTH metal. Wait…. no…. not so soon. The world isn’t ready. I need more time to prepare. I NEED MORE TIME. BARRICADE THE DOORS, CUT THE PHONE AND DISABLE THE WIFI. STOCK UP ON AMMO AND CANNED FOOD.

    • Howard Dean

      Bolt THrower! Attttaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!

      • Guest

        DeaTH

        • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

          Black SabbaTH. It goes back far. Farther than I imagined. We need a plan.

          • Stockhausen

            THis is terrifying. We’re THurrounded.

          • Sacritastic

            THis was awesome, i hope there will be a sequel after I leave Guantanamo. THe NSA read my minds through a hole in my tinfoil hat. I can hear them knocki….

          • Stockhausen

            I will definitely inform all of the truTHs I create.

          • Poison THe Well
            Design THe Skyline
            Waking THe Cadaver
            Pierce THe Veil
            Breaking THe Benjamins

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            Huhm yes, but those bands suck so it doesn’t matter.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            KeiTH Richards, it goes way before…

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            Luckily MATT DAMON is devoid of TH’s so not all hope is lost.

          • But… THe Bourne trilogy.

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            None found in Taylor Swift or Rebecca Blvkk

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Goat… MatTHew Paige Damon… I’m so sorry.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

          • Matt Damon

            MATH DAMON

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            Your input is incredibly valuable to me. As always.

          • NefariousDude

            THc. They’ve poisoned the supply gentleman. I’ll be back at the safe house in Guatemala

          • JWG

            BEN ARITHMEFLECK

          • Akercocke ov Steele

            METER STEELE

          • Stockhausen

            NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            I’m so sad now.

          • David Vincent’s Spandex Shirt
          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            AerosmiTH.

        • BLVKKBEVRD

          THrough THe Eyes of THe Dead

          THree in one!

          • Maik Beninton

            DeTHklok
            It’s even on TV

  • Akercocke ov Steele

    This reminds me, anyone here played Assassin’s Creed Rouge yet, and if so how is it? It seems to me that after spending a game rollin around the Carribean that a game sailing around the Northeast and Arctic might not seem to be as exotic.

    • Ferris Mueller

      Man, I’m ACd out after going 100% on Black Flag.

      • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

        Yeah, man! TV Party tonight!

        • Tyree

          With a “Six Pack” of beer too?

          • Ferris Mueller

            Turn down the game volume and blast random Alestorm/Swashbuckle while raiding the seas!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            You know what’s the best part? Beer + Party = a chance to “Slip It In”

          • Yeah! Then Drinking and Driving!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            I’m not sure if that’s a good idea, might end up Damaged.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            If you’re a Family Man you won’t want to die in a drunk driving accident. Your family would be sad.

      • Akercocke ov Steele

        Yeah, all of the side stuff felt overwhelming at first but I managed to get it. To me it was my favorite Assassin’s Creed. Had a looser, more adventurous feel. One thing I think they should have done is give a steady stream of in-settlement Assasin contracts kinda like how the plantations restock after a certain amount of time. Those missions were fun. The setting for Rogue just seems bland by comparison and also why the fuck are we all of a sudden”fuck-yeah Templars!”?

    • JWG

      Rouge?

      The AC series is really pulling out all the stops to try to attract lady gamers.

      • Akercocke ov Steele

        A secret weapon used by lady Assassins who rely on their deadly charms.

  • Ignatius the Wizened

    Thwart! A foil in tin, a hat!
    The watchmen heed, a simple spell decreed,
    A bloodchurn spell, a hangman’s fat!
    Those revelers of our wealth dost trick,
    They wipe the floors in our own sick.

  • Ferris Mueller

    One riff to rule them all:

    http://youtu.be/elKLQFnFuwk

  • Tyree
  • Power metal, a most glorious of metal genres, contains no evil syllables. Come, warriors! Lift your swords high and fight back against our tyrannical overlords!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPn2e5zG1Lk

    • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

      TwiligTH force

      • BLVKKBEVRD

        Lolwut

        • Guacamole Jim

          THolthwut

      • No warrior! Don’t do it!

        • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

          Feel my THundersteel!

          • YOU ARE CORRUPTING OUR MOST MIGHTY HEROES!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            WiTH pleasure!

    • This album way better than twilight force btw.

      • BLVKKBEVRD

        Wrong

        • I am correct. I still like twilight force but Noble Beast>>>>

        • It is you who are wrong, warrior. But we must focus our blades towards our shadowy enemies, not upon ourselves.

          • If our enemies are shadows we can just turn the lights on and party!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Light = creator of shadows, dimmadarn dummy

          • Light = destroyer of shadows, which is why I like fire spells

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Nuh uh, think again. THat fire creates new Shadows. And LigTH, is THerefore THe enemy

          • I shall retreat to the void in this case.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Actually, now that you mentioned it, I’m really fascinated about humanity obsession with light and it’s portrayal as good. It’s actually obnoxious. I’m currently finishing two thirds of a concept album (part of a grander scheme) about this.

          • VVorld Peace

            Color me intrigued.

          • Because we fear the dark and there are things in the dark that can do bad things to us

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Yeah,I know, BUT the light is hazardous to us and there is proof that only nocturnal races will survive. Why did evolution choose (or god if you choose to believe that) make us daydwellers?

          • Maybe because though the nocturnals are longer lived, we are shorter lived, but more explosive/powerful?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Actually, the most powerful beasts tend to lie deep beneath the oceans where there is no light.

            And that’s my point, human is one of the most weak things on this planet and has to rely it’s brains and oack to survive. Abd it orays at the altar of the one thing harmful to it? Throughout ages and regardless of religions. It really fascinates me to no end.

          • The Mighty Tapir

            Dimmadamn straight!

          • Guacamole Jim

            ZINGER

          • NO, WE MUST NOT MENTION A HALL IN WHICH WE USED TO DWELL AND KICK FALSE POSERS FROM. IT CONTAINS DARK SYLLABLES IN ITS TITLE.

          • Funny you should mention it, Randall THor.

          • Commander Shepard

            That would create more distinct shadows, dummy.

          • Guacamole Jim

            ZINGER

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            BEATYOUTOITOHMAGNIFICIENTANDGREATCOMMANDERWHOAROUSESME!

          • You are a mean lady today 🙁

          • Commander Shepard

            Today is a renegade kind of day.

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            I’ll listen to dragonland instead of either

    • VVorld Peace

      Don’t trust him. His name is Randall THor! He will lead you astray!

  • Tyree
    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      No. Not them too!

  • THe Necrotic Manifesto

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      Strangers in THe Night…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It can’t be! Why? Why would they do this to me?

  • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

    At least bands like Iron Butterfly, Blue Cheer, Utopia, Blue Oyster Cult and UFO are safe from this.

    • I bet you can’t go an entire week without mentioning any of those bands.

      • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

        You would be right about that. Also, I don’t bet.

    • Guacamole Jim

      You mean:

      Thiron Butherfly, Thlue Cheer, Uthopia, Thlue Oythster Culth, and Thu Ethf Oh?

  • Stockhausen

    I haven’t even considered the variables of someone having a lisp. THatyricon, THodom, THervile THcum, Blut AuTH Nord, Altar of PlagueTH. Thith goeth deep.

    • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

      We need to remove everyone with a lisp. For safety reasons.

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      KiTH, Black THabbaTH, WiTHbone ATH.

    • Archthpire

      • Stockhausen

        Well, we already knew they were in on it.

    • KyuTH

  • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

    THe Crimson Idol. I think I’m about to cry. Why would they do this to me? At least Queensryche is safe.

    • Queenthryche

      • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

        Nooooooo!!! Not them too! At least Kansas and Toto are safe.

        • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

          Kanthath

          • Thotho

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            Why? Why did this have to happen? Not even THtyx and THoreigner are safe!

          • Guacamole Jim

            Emerthon Thlake & Palmther

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! At least Triumph is safe. Same with Rush.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            Ruthh and Triumpthththth

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            At least In Flames is safe.

          • VVorld Peace

            No one wants to take them.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            Thank god. They’re safe!

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            No one is safe. Soon human communication will be nothing but T’s and H’s. Prepare.

          • Ellipsis ov Flush

            T… H… T… H…

          • Commander Shepard

            On the contrary, they are so awful that if one listens to them for too long a black hole begins to form in the earlobe that slowly demolishes brain cells. They are more dangerous than anything.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            Even reapers?

          • Commander Shepard

            That is an irrelevant question since I killed the fuck out of them.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            What colour did you pick?

          • Commander Shepard

            None. What they don’t show you in the games is that I snapped that little ghost shit’s neck and gained control of the reapers,used them to eliminate Rise Records, Earache Records and Victory Records, after which I disposed of them.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            No! I don’t believe you!

          • Commander Shepard

            It has begun.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            No it hasn’t! They’re so good!

          • Commander Shepard

            Soon you will be jumping up and down on the bed listening to emmure and hitting your head on the ceiling.

          • The Mighty Tapir

            He probably already does that.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            You know I hate Emmure!

          • The Mighty Tapir

            You like bad music. Emmure is bad music. You like Emmure. Flawless logic!

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            That’s terrible logic! I saw them live once and I hated them!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

            Syllogism rules

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            I hate Emmure though! I despise them so much!

          • Commander Shepard
          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            NEVER!!!!!!

          • Mithter In Your Houthe 4

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            Not even my music is safe!

          • Commander Shepard

            Muthic.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

            In Flamethhhthththththththhththh

  • M Shadows!

    MatTHew Shadows! O_0

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      Not you too! Not even JeTHro Tull is safe!

  • Commander Shepard

    Anaal NaTHrakh

  • Tyree
  • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

    THeltic ThroTH

  • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

    THergoTHon (OH GOD HELP US, TWICE!)

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    yahoo–clinton–u.n.—911 accessory to mass murder coverup

    the 911 truth journey can be interesting sometimes—a few years back—chelsea clinton was getting married—and it was a friday–and they had a pre wedding photo op fake party thing
    we were at yahoo comments/”news”

    and chelsea had a necklace –with an amulet–that was the symbol of the cult that bill and hillary are into—-its a legitimate devil worship cult—who are into “division” on a dark philosophical level—-i looked it up on wikipedia—and sure enuff—the person that pointed it out was right—-it freaked everyone out on the forum

    so everyone started talking shit on chelsea—–pro clinton/yahoo shills be damned—it was a beautiful thing—“fuck those motherfuckers”–
    00
    anyways–on sunday during the wedding—-they shut down the entire internet –for the duration of the ceremony—-they gave some excuse about what ever–
    but after that—-they wouldnt allow comments on stories about clinton after that—though i havent been back to that shithole in awhile

  • Commander Shepard

    Thylothith

    • Oh shit, triple whammy!

      • Sylosis has a new album next week too! Beware!

        • Commander Shepard

          Do you often have conversations with yourself?

          • I can’t even fight you because you will just singularity my ass. Let’s save the world together instead.

          • dude, fem shep, tap that ass

          • I think she’s out of my league 🙁

          • Well, yeah, wiTH THat attitude she is.

            go over THere and talk to her!

          • I think I should wait till she’s out of renegade mode first.

          • Commander Shepard

            hehe, you pussy.

          • Don’t let her call you what you should be getting!

          • To think we could have saved the world/galaxy while rocking out to metal

          • Commander Shepard

            lol do you even have a spaceship?

          • That’s not fair you’re like in the future and Shit

          • Commander Shepard

            Huh, I thought Jack Bauer does whatever it takes to get the job done. Especially when the job is commander shepard. I think you would work extra hard for that one.

          • Commander Shepard
          • Commander Shepard

            The world? I saved the GALAXY multiple times, from reapers, not religious extremists. Amateur.

          • Guacamole Jim

            ZINGER

          • Omg

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Thylosis

  • Scrimm

    Did no one else notice one TH in our beloved blog’s title. Look up top, THe toilet ov hell?

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      Not that! Anything but that!

    • Guacamole Jim
    • Nordling Rites Ov Killuminati

      So there must be a reason THat when we shorten THe title to ToH we only capitalize T and H

      • Look, THat is certainly a coincidence. THere is not any real numerological reason for THat abbreviation.

        THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT

        • Tyree

          Toilet Hell.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          It’s just like THat jim Carrey movie THe number 23

      • Scrimm

        NOWHERE IS SAFE

  • Tyree
    • Scrimm

      THyree

  • Here I am, picking up the pieces of my mind off the ground and trying to pull my life back together after this startling revelation.

  • JWG

    http://teespring.com/Viking-Prayer

    I don’t know if misquoting lyrics is enough to avoid claims of selling unauthorized merch. But if it isn’t, that there is digging right into the pockets of Amon Amarth (Amon AmarTH!).

    And it seems to be in a featured ad on Facebook so long as you have any history of liking Viking Metal stuff (even if you unliked later); so they’re not even doing it obscurely…

  • Renan Ribeiro

    And they operate in the dark. How do I not know about Thyrkon?

    God damn it these secret-y bastards

  • THe TruTH is out THere. The X-Files knew what was up

  • Renan Ribeiro

    I’ve been reading more about this Thyrkon EP and it has a pretty interesting concept. The story is that the archangel Gabriel killed God, and it is used as an allegory that delivers an anti-authority/libertarian world view.

    Also, it sonically reminds me of A Pregnant Light’s My Game Doesn’t Have a Name, although with a much rawer production and more orthodox black metal vocals.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Allegory is a word that rhymes with Corey

  • Renan Ribeiro
  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Stockhausen, ya did it again! Kudos to you, my fine friend. Really digging Thaw atm.

  • Gurrp

    Thanks for the free downloads, Stockhausen!

  • CT-12

    A conthpirathy you thay?

  • Brutally_Frank_Drebin

    Black metal and conspiracy theories: These are a few of my favorite things.

    Although most find him whacked out, David Icke (the most prominent of the “Reptilian” theorists) is quite insightful. If you take his theory with a grain of salt, you could conclude that Bill and Hitlery Clinton are quite reptilian.

    Also, Black Metal Conspiracy Theories should be a show. Alex Jones could interview Fenriz. Maybe Varg could be a co-host over live feed from his current hidey hole. I would tune in, to be sure!

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    This is what I picture Theo de Janeiro as