Beartooth – In Between: A Video Breakdown

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Beartooth? There tooth! There castle!

You ever just know you’re not going to like something? Maybe it’s a restaurant that uses all sorts of ingredients you don’t like. Maybe a book about a subject you don’t care about. Or perhaps a movie written by Diablo Cody. The point is that there are times when you know you won’t like something. When you have a band featuring Caleb Shomo, a former vocalist of Attack Attack, that feeling bubbles to the surface. They say not to judge a book by it’s cover, but they never say to not judge a book by the author. Perhaps I’m being unfair. To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd, “Sometimes you have to take a bad shit to take a good shit.” Maybe that’s the case with Mr. Shomo. Perhaps Attack Attack was the doubled-over in pain, shouldn’t have eaten that day-old KFC bad shit to Beartooth’s good shit. Bring extra TP, and let’s find out.

0:01: Whoa with the whoas.
0:07: Sweet blob tattoos, bro.
0:10: He’s about to satisfy the hell out of that microphone.
0:13: Oooh, a Love Shack cameo!
0:18: Is… is he yelling at a mini-fridge?
0:22: “God, why won’t you keep my Hot Pockets frozen?!”
0:31: It’s impressive how they can get that sound with out plugs and cords.
0:35: Judging by the drummer, the weather on that mountain is “Extra Greasy”.
0:42: If that mic gets any closer, he’s going to chip a tooth.
0:46: Nice of his mom to put his art projects on the wall. Got to support a child’s interests.
0:52: If a chestburster pops out of him, this video will be a 10/10.
0:56: I’d even settle for the Spaceballs version of a chestburster.
1:00: He must’ve gotten an emotion stuck in his eye.
1:03: Things are bad when you’re washing your hands in a bed pan.
1:14: Mirror, mirror on the wall, why won’t my bff give me a call?
1:19: What kind of name is Beartooth anyway?
1:21: Wouldn’t “Bear Teeth” “Teeth Of The Bear” be better? Why just one tooth?
1:25: I mean, “Korn” is a stupid name, but it’s way better than “Korn Niblet”.
1:31: Don’t yell at your piss basin just because you washed your face with it.
1:40: Oh, so this is where the term “Lumbersexual” comes from.
1:45: I have seen the mountain-top and… eh.
1:56: This song is the soundtrack to every 15 year old’s Tumblr page.
2:04: The floor actually has less feces on it than his bed.
2:15: Come on, Xenomorphs, where are you?!
2:22: So they brought a fan up to the mountain to blow his hair, but nothing to power on their instruments.
2:28: Oops, knocked over the piss basin again.
2:31: At least it will improve his smell. He stinks like Kardashian at Burning Man.
2:38: He’s got a death grip on that mic. Is it trying to run away? I don’t blame it.
2:43: That’s not how you hold an ax.
2:49: The wet rock represents the wet rock in all of us.
2:52: This looks like one of those prostate medication commercials. Maybe he’ll sit in a bathtub in public too.
2:55: Popcore 101
3:06: Someone get this guy some swimmies.
3:13: Riveting.
3:20: Heeeeeeeere’s Bearthoothy!
3:27: Plot twist: They’re saving him just so they can harvest his organs.

That was some ultra-polished inoffensive WarpedTourcore music. It’s got just the slightest amount of breakdowns, chuggity chugs, and screaming where it might accidentally slip into a metal section of a record store. There’s far worse out there. I guess that’s the nicest thing I can say about them.
Beartooth’s album “Disgusting” is available now.

  • Well, at least they chose a fitting album title. [/lowblow]

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      Beat me to it.

  • I appreciate the premise behind the song. Sweet.

    GL

    • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

      The premise behind the song being WHOAWHOAWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

      • CyberneticOrganism

        I fucking hate WHOAWHOAWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWs

    • The Beargod

      Been listening to Gentle Storm a few times now. Both albums. I love it.

      • I am glad. I listen through twice today – the songs grow quite well!

  • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

    I want to watch the clip for the lulz but I don’t want to pause Blut Aus Nord WHAT DO I DO.

    • The Beargod

      You Skronk.

      • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

        SKRONKSKRONKSKRONK
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Cro2yxRjw

        Ps: This comment is my 667’fth comment, so that’s cool.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          aka Satan’s uncle.

        • Anyone knows the story of this cover art?

          I read somewhere that it’s a photo of the guitar player in a gig.

          • Scrimm

            I did read where Luc said it was a picture of the other guitar player, but don’t know about it being at a gig.

          • In the end, if it’s in the bath or in the woods: that cover art kills.

            I still remember the first time I saw it.

        • The Beargod

          SKROINK!

          Also, you’ve been sparing goat. I think there have been longer circle jerks here than that.

          • “Astaroth Wormfeast –

            This is too melodic for my tastes.”

            ._.)

          • The Beargod

            (°○°)
            Don’t even remember any AstarothWormfest

          • That guy is so try hard! :O

          • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

            Gorguts brings those flaming Power Metal guitar solo’s.

          • I can totally imagine Astaroth Wormfeast complaining about Gorguts selling out in the last album with the instrumental track, jajaja.

          • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

            I’ve been wanting to circle jerk here more often, Bear.

          • The Beargod

            DOITDOITDOITDOIT.
            Spite the mods and do it!

          • are you guys cheating on Tapir?

          • The Beargod

            He doesn’t mind. With what him being an eunuch and all.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            You know me so well.

          • Dr. Dubz

            It has really, really been bothering me that y’all keep writing “an eunuch” rather than “a eunuch.”

          • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

            It starts with a vowel, I’m pretty sure it’s “an”.

          • Dr. Dubz

            Not in American English. We go by the sound, homey.

          • Dr. Dubz

            From Wikipedia: “A eunuch (/ˈjuːnək/; Greek: εὐνοῦχος) is a man who (by the common definition of the term) may have been castrated, typically early enough in his life for this change to have major hormonal consequences.”

          • KJM

            Unsullied dammit!! Don’t make Grey Worm go postal!

          • YourLogicIsFlushed

            Pro-tip: go by the sound of the first syllable, whether or not it is actually a vowel or consonant. It’s why many acronyms get an “an” even if they start with a consonant. Ex: An LMS, because “L” sounds like “el”. #nerdfacts

          • Lacertilian

            While correct, that method doesn’t really cover the word eunuch because it starts with a vowel sound.
            Eunuch has a long vowel sound at the start, which is why it gets the article ‘a’. Whereas short vowel sounds get the ‘an’ treatment.

            Grammer tips courtesy of Mrs Lizard.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Don’t be too harsh on us. Engelska ain’t our first language.

          • Dr. Dubz

            No more stones shall be cast this day.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump
          • The Beargod

            It’s got a vowel in the beginning = an

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Ei vittu mage! Keinuva Lahna telee paluukeikan ilosaarirockissa. Ei perkele!

          • The Beargod

            Et tosissasi ole.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Tosissani ma olen. Iloine kanssa. Tulee uusinta painos niitten levyistä kanssa. Nännini räjähtävät ilosta.

          • The Beargod

            *Räjähtää*

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Ennakkotilasin jo uusintajulkaisun. Olen yhtä iloinen kuin olen munaton!

          • KJM

            Might as well do it now, not like much more can be said on this “topic”.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Beartooth and Beargod = separated at birth

    • I comment my entire support to mr. Hubert.

      Even when I’m listening something completely different, I feel your concern.

      End of the communicate.

      • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

        I watched the clip muted while listening to BAN, funniest thing ever.

  • Tyree

    NO.

    Found some new grind instead that I’m blasting right now courtesy of Dr. Dubs. Also this:

  • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

    Sick burns were thrown. Also, is it just me, or did they re-use part of the video for 2:55?

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      Oh no wait, the first time the camera is moving left to right (about 0:30), the second time is right to left.

  • Always a bad sign when a band starts out a song with a woooaaaaahhhhh intro

  • CyberneticOrganism

    365DOH, this is my favorite video breakdown yet. Also love that the album’s name is Disgusting

    #screamingatmyparentsfrombehindmylockedbedroomdoorcore

    • GAWD MOM, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        I’M 14 YRS OLD I CAN LIVE MY OWN LIFE!

        • careful you guys are going to summon reposted a7x fan

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • Let’s see, Cyberbro. Let’s start marking:

            “Synyster Gates is the best guitar player ever”.

          • KJM

            I hope your hands constricted as you typed that.

          • My fingers hurt. Must be some kind of spell. Glad I’m half-elf. I’m working on it.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Metallica wishes they could make classic albums like Avenged Sevenfold!

          • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

            It makes me mad when people act like Metallica is the greatest metal band ever, just because they were the first.I think A7x is better by far.

            – Caelan, May 5

        • Big Poppa Penis Pump
        • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

          their fan base isnt just 12 year olds. Its teens as well.

          -beccalynn, 9 months ago

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        for the wet rock inside all of us! lol

    • Big Poppa Penis Pump

      Cryingfacedownonthepillowpoundingandkickingthemattresscore.

    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

      i dont give a fuck what my mom thinks!?

      -ClotSkull, 4 months ago

  • CyberneticOrganism

    HHHUUUUUUURRRRRRR

    • Big Poppa Penis Pump

      “Damnit, it’s not a Twinkie! That’s the 9th mic you’ve fucked up this week!”

  • Maik Beninton

    That was cool.
    Loved it.

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      I didn’t hate it too much but I didn’t like it.

      • Is that you Janitor Jim?

        • Dr. Dubz

          It is.

        • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

          It’s my new name. I felt like changing it.

          • Janitor Jim The Classic Rock Eater.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            I like this name though. I don’t want to change it again.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Ahmed Johnson and Big Poppa Penis Pump, wrestling’s finest back to back and clogging the toilet!

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            Well, Ahmed Johnson is my favorite wrestler next to Randy Savage so I thought to name myself after him.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Mine’s Rob Van Dam, but I can’t think of anything funny for that one.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            Here’s a good one: Rob Van Dam In A Stoner Movie.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump
          • Gotcha

          • KJM

            I think anytime you see a wrestling related nom de plume you can assume it’s JJD.

          • JWG

            …there go my plans to transition my account into “The Mountie”…

      • Maik Beninton

        Sgt.D described them accurately. Holy shit those choruses are catchy.

        • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

          I love the Sarge. His articles are very good and he’s one of those people who is extremely loyal to what he likes.

  • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

    Damnit. These guys are at Warped which I’m possibly going to in July.

  • I’d rather listen to Brain Drill….I think….

  • KJM

    Not to keep talking about another site, but Derek isn’t just running MS(you cannot call it a failure today even in jest)he’s staging a damned hostile takeover with a smile on his face.

    • Sir Tapir the Based

      MS is going to look even worse after this day.

      • KJM

        They’ll have to come to some kind of arrangement with him. I’m certain of it.

        • Big Poppa Penis Pump

          I’m confused as to what’s going on.

          • KJM

            Derek won the “run MS for a day” contest and today was the day.

      • Big Poppa Penis Pump

        I don’t see how it could be worse, but I dunno if that’d be hilarious in a ‘haha look at that man wiggling around all funny in that mangled car!’ way, or if I’d still just avoid that site like always.

        • more beer

          He did a really good job today. All interviews with actual metal people. I actually read the content today. Unlike most days where I skim over shit and go to the comments.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Holy shit fritters, he did do an AWESOME fucking job! Especially with interviewing Krisiun, since they’re my favorite death metal band!

            Damnit, I wanna give birth to this man’s babies!

          • more beer

            He really did. It was the best I`ve ever seen that site.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Axl’s squishing his Twinkies in pure anger about how badly he got outshined. And yelling “goddamnit, mom, I’m gonna need double the pizza puffs tonight!” extra loud, while somehow blaming the Jews.

          • more beer

            Don’t forget. What are we gonna do now Vince. The readers are gonna want more.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Hopefully Derek will come on over to the Toilet and do interviews on a regular basis! Then, world domination!

          • more beer

            I don`t think that is going to happen. I know people have asked him to come there before.

        • Sir Tapir the Based

          Derek did a really good job. Awesome interviews.

    • JWG
      • KJM

        I don’t like his music at all, but W.K. seems like a great guy. I’ve never heard a bad word about him. Him & Derek would get along well I’m sure.

        • more beer

          He writes a pretty cool advice column for the Village Voice.

    • more beer

      He did a great job.

    • Big Poppa Penis Pump

      And Axl’s planning a hostile takeover of McDonald’s and Wendy’s dollar menus.

      • KJM

        He did that long ago.

    • Óðhinn

      Yes. He’s done a great job today on MetalSucks.

  • Bro looks much better without the Hot Topic look. As for the music, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Stick to hooks and melody and drop the half-assed attempts to heavy.

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      I agree. Any of these bands don’t need to be heavy. If they can write catchy hooks and choruses they could become gigantic and instead of playing clubs they can play arenas.

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • BLOODBEARDE

    Hey, queers. Someone give me some obscure power recommendations from this year

    • KJM

      Don’t know nothin’ bout that ish, but I’ve just come back from scoring my Weedeater ticket for Wednesday night. Took a nice, brisk walk to the club.

      • BLOODBEARDE

        Weedeater puts on an amazing show, KJ, if you haven’t seen them. <3 NC natives.

        Edit: Wednesday we're going to see Inter Arma, Youtja, and Bask

        • KJM

          Never seen ’em, checked out a bunch of shows on youtube. I’m psyched.

        • KJM

          That bill was just at the same club(TT The Bears) on the 11th.

    • Metallica’s Black Album. I heard it’s awesome.

      • KJM

        Hehehehe

  • Big Poppa Penis Pump

    Is this Beargod’s family reunion?

  • KJM

    As it’s been every year since 2010, I get to be reminded that Peter Steele died on my birthday.

  • Guppusmaximus

    0:09: When I bite into a Peppermint Patty with my snaggl..er,um…beartooth, I feel like a shitty -core band “whoa-ing” on top a snowy peak