Aversions Crown – “Vectors”: A Video Breakdown


Black t-shirts? Check. Chuggity Chugs? Check. Alien invasion? Check. Choreographed bouncing? You better believe that’s a check.

Aversions Crown (no apostrophe for some reason) is an Australian deathcore band on Nuclear Blast. You remember Nuclear Blast right? They’re the home of legendary bands such as Surrounded By Monsters and Speaking the King’s. Oh, I see. Only one band on the label with a terrible name is allowed to have an apostrophe. Kind of like how wrestlers in WWE can’t have the same first name to avoid any confusion?

The band recently released will release their sophomore album Tyrant on November 24th. They’ve dropped this video for the song “Vectors.” Let’s check it out, shall we?


0:04: It’s nice that Cannabis Corpse shares their space with the band.
0:12: Slooooooowwww dramatic turrrrrnnnnnnn.
0:26: Hey, Bill Goldberg is still getting work.
0:32: Alienses! Oh noes!
0:42: The singer really likes pointing with two fingers. Maybe he wants us to pull them?
1:00: Goldberg loves rubbing his head. Perhaps it’s that new conditioner he’s using.
1:18: Sloooooowwwww motioooonnnn bulllllshiiiiitttttt.
1:33: Look out! The aliens are using giant sex toy technology!
1:36: Synchronized bounce, motherfuckers!
1:48: The drummer will never regret those softball-sized plugs. Never. Ever. Ever.
1:55: I don’t think a gun is going to help fight the space dildos, Goldberg. On a related note, a movie called “Goldberg vs. The Space Dildos” is a license to print money. To Kickstarter!
2:19: Whoops, looks like Weedeater is now paying Goldberg a visit.
2:39: Oooh it’s a “pretty” part to make up for the chuggity chuggs. Thanks guys!
2:44: The cameraman has got a case of the jimmy arms.
2:54: Bounce you silly fucks!
3:05: You still bouncing? Fucking right, you are!
3:09: Fog. Goldberg’s only weakness. That and car windows.
3:16: Still. Fucking. Bouncing.

Well that was blissfully short. The alien invaders theme was actually used in a previous Aversion Crown video. I guess they blew all their video budget on that one because we get a whole lot of nothing in this video. Except for the bounce. I’ll bet somewhere, somehow, some way, Aversions Crown is bouncing off into the sunset in search of their missing apostrophe. May you bounce in peace.

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  • lolbouncebuttz.


    • W.

      The lolbuttz don’t lie.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Only lolbuttz is true in this world. All else is dust.

  • W.

    Seriously, the lack of apostrophe is killing me.

    • HessianHunter

      Nah dude, it’s like… a crown… made of aversions

      • W.

        I have awoken to the truth. I am a sheeple no more.

  • Death
  • I demand Australia explain itself.

    • W.

      Yah, put Boz on trial for his nation’s crimes!

      • Johnny Crunch must not be forgiven either.

        • Lacertilian


      • Lacertilian


        • W.

          Bozlinger. He’s one of the regular commenters around here.

    • IfJthenS

      We’ll mourn you after the spiders invade your testicles, sir.

    • Lacertilian

      I didn’t know this band existed until they appeared on an American website.

  • The cover photo makes it look like he’s had his right hand amputated and replaced with a drumstick. Which is still less stupid-looking than those plugs.

    • W.

      These balls are making me testy! If they don’t stop bouncing and jiggling, I swear I’m gonna shove this treaty up their… Wait a minute, where do you shove things up a ball?

    • Leif Bearikson

      That dog won’t hunt, monsignor!

  • Tyree

    Pulling teeth out with vice grips.


  • This is one of the only bands I want to yell at me about aliens and the NWO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsdZ2FR3WM

    • Cock ov Steele

      I just listened to Molotov Solution and Tupac, now I know everything about stuff! Thanks Gen Y prophets!

    • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

      here’s another great alien invasion themed video from peters other band pain. Great video.


  • I like this band, I have no shame, also the album isn’t out until November 24th.

    • #factcheckingfax

      • It’s not like I have it pre ordered or anything…..

    • I can’t edit now (bounce) that it’s posted. Aversions Crown (bounce) will have to (bounce) accept my deepest(bounce) and (bounce) most sincere apology. (bounce)

  • All i see are crabs.

  • 1. This song is atrocious.
    2. This video is atrocious.
    3. Nuclear Blast is atrocious.
    4. More posts like this please.
    *flushes Australia*

    • If you flush Australia does it go clockwise or counter clockwise?

    • 1. disagree
      2. indeed
      3. yes
      4. yes
      agreed, fuck Australia and their super poisonous spiders, stinging trees, killer snakes, poisonous everything.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      But Nuclear Blast is the home of every good band ever (except thw ones that aren’t on it).

      • and they’re so mean to that Wintersun guy!!!

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          Yeah, I mean he like, totally deserved to have NB buy a studio for him that totally would habe bankrupted NBEuropeBtw, caude he’s like, you know, totally awesome

          • “guys, i need a quantum computer to process all these tracks at the same time!”

  • W.

    As a bald man, I think I can speak to what’s going in with the head rubbing. It feels really good. You hirsute fools have no idea.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    All I saw was the drummer’s ears. Fuck off.

    • Elite Extremophile

      He’s gonna be the funniest looking old man.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain


  • KJM

    Chuggity Chugs? That’s a paddlin’…

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
  • really great content today

  • HessianHunter

    Speaking of apostrophe kerfuffles, is the awesome Chicago hardcore band called “Harms Way” or “Harm’s Way”? The band doesn’t even seem to know. Their Facebook name has the apostrophe, but the page banner doesn’t, and none of the merch does.

    I always had assumed the lack of an apostrophe was just them being clever and turning a phrase on its head, not a product of a shitty middle school education, but I guess not.

    • Howard Dean

      I think it’s Harm’s Way. I’d ask their lead singer, but I’m pretty sure he’d just scream in my face and challenge me to a pull up contest.

      • Edward Meehan

        … couldn’t you just challenge back with eating a wheel of Vermont cheddar cheese?

        • Howard Dean

          I’d probably just challenge back with one that would cripple him, the other band members, and the fans in attendance at the show: the infamous “drink this one beer” challenge. S8-eDge HxC 4 Lyfe!

  • Tyree
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    victory—for the humans—scattered on the earth

    even the tasteless—
    even the northern landscapes—of 20,000 generation–dna integration


    amazing truth
    play all 3 at once—with the second one muted



    • I have to say, it is damn near impossible to get them all to play at the same time.

      Any recommendations?


      • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


        • Freedom is an Illusion, is it not?

          • The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            here is something randomly shitty and ungodly.


          • …and i raise you The Godz:


          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            and i raise you canada’s GODDO !


          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            one of my favorite times—in the 911 truth movement–was partying with henry kissinger—philosophical,smart fucker==who likes getting his kicks–and getting down like a motherfucker—

            he rose against his ghetto concentration camp upbringing—and kept off serious drugs until he got older—also he is one of those cool jews like gene simmons–

            he digs america===i got him to listen to sabbath–and got him to watch the original “dark side of the moon” video==that they would play in concert==while they played the song–that had kissinger in it==he loved it—and started telling me how cool the guy was that wrote the original james bond books—-and i could see where he was coming from—international swinging partying ass motherfucker

          • I’d love to tag along one weekend with you… you’ve got the life, broheim.

          • I’m thinking of bringing him when I go terrorist hunting next month.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            if you investigate the 10-10-01 mexican congress bombing attempt–where they busted u.n. agenda agents–with fake pakistani passports–and bombs—trying to blow up the mexican congress building—and blame it on “islamists “–you will find the pieces to the puzzle you are looking for—–investigate how all pro u.n. world media censored the story pretty much(except cnn for half a day –then withdrew it)

            a false flag /reality show attack—part of the overall 911/anthrax–“throw a whole bunch of shit on the wall, and see what sticks” type attack vibe

          • right?

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


            go be a beast

          • beast wars

    • Guacamole Jim

      I see it all now!

    • ………..

  • Hail and Kill

    My mom says there are terrible, horrible, no good, very bad deathcore bands, even in Australia!

    • W.

      Till the blood on your sword is the blood of a king!

      • Hail and Kill

        May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime

        • W.

          Hold your hammer HIIIIIIIGGHHGH!

          • Hail and Kill

            Kill with Power! Die! Die!

    • M Shadows!

      My mom says she is proud of me and that Hail to the King is a wonderful album. I hate when that bitch patronizes me!

      • Hail and Kill

        You should be happy she cares enough to lie.

        • M Shadows!

          Whatever broski, as long as I get my money! Er i mean as long as the fans are happY!

    • my mom says there are a lot of black people in China

      • Death

        My mom says that there lives a guy named Billy in Rwanda.

  • Cock ov Steele

    Is it mandatory that every band signed to Nuclear Blast have an overly-produced/”metallic” guitar sound? Not that I hate metallic but c’mon, little more grit please.

    • At least these guys aren’t trying to hide the fact that they’re using Kemper’s.

      Blame KEMPER and FRACTAL.

  • Mother Shabubu III

    That drummer’s gauges large are large enough that a child’s fist and possibly even arm can fit through it. Holy shit. Just a get a lip disk dude.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      He’s trying to fit in with his Aboriginal bros.

      • Lacertilian

        wrong continent.

  • If I did a blind listen to this, it would have been hard to tell it was not new BCI.

    • W.

      I wasn’t too hip on the new BCI, honestly.

      • Death

        Gonna have to join you on this one.

      • I thought the triplet syncopation riffs were pretty cool and unique. Until I heard them on the next song. And the next song. and the next song. et al. It def ranks up there on my list of disappointing releases this year along with Fallujah, and Cannibal Corpse. Obituary better not let me down next week!

        • W.

          I don’t think I’ve listened to Fallujah since like a weak or two after it dropped

          • plz don’t change that typo, if it was one

          • W.

            Oh, it was. Haha.

          • I’ve said it b4, and I will say it again. I like it, but it has nothing on Harvest Wombs.

    • I….. you… whaat?! http://i.imgur.com/FPMRZXv.jpg

      • i’m gonna need to borrow the interrogation room. will COAL ROLL and W both fit?

        • I believe so. If not we will make them fit.

        • Death

          Got room for one more, mate?

          • M Shadows!

            Why? did you want to clean it? what else would a loofah do in there?

        • I can understand how their sound can be appealing to a lot of people.

  • crazytaco_12

    I asked this a few months ago and for the life of me can’t find the post, so forgive me for asking again, but can any Austin homies hook me up with some good record stores to check out? I’d rather skip the mumbo-jumbo bullshit hipster stores and hit up places that actually sell metal stuff.

    • W.

      That’s a @joethrashnkill:disqus question. Paging Papa Joe!

      • crazytaco_12

        Haha, I feel bad because he was the one to answer me last time, but if he’s willing to do it again, I thank him for it!

        • End of an ear has a solid collection of punk and metal. Waterloo has everything under the sun but you’ll pay for it.

          • crazytaco_12

            Thanks man!

          • No prob! Hope to see you!

          • crazytaco_12

            Even though it probably won’t help, I’ve got long black hair, shaved on sides, glasses, and a Dimebag-like goatee/beard thing.

  • Hail and Kill

    Why are there 3 guitarists?

    • sharing the blame for being shitty guitarists is easier to split 3 ways

      • Hail and Kill

        That makes a lot of sense, thank you

    • iron maiden

  • This….is a really boring song.

    • The other one they released was much less boring.

      • The Black Dahlia Burger

        (I know this is 9 days old but i’ve been busy) I fucking LOVE The Glass Sentient. I had never heard of the band before a friend sent me that song, but my fucking god that song rules.

        • It’s one of my favorite songs of the year haha.

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            Shit, i’d probably agree with that.

  • Renan Ribeiro

    I like putting hot sauce in my soup sometimes. I forgot to wash my hands before pee-pee time and now my junk is seeing a live rendition of march of the fire ants.

  • Further Down the Metal Hole

    I’d rather read that again than watch the video once.