And the Winner of that Blood Incantation Prize Is…

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Not Mr. Pipey. You people chose poorly.

winnerLook what you monsters went and did. Your reckless upvoting has allowed an intergalactic phone conglomerate to form, and you’d better believe you’ll be charged data overages when you slip out of wifi range somewhere past Uranus (jujuju).

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Congratulations, nbm02ss. Shoot us an email at toiletovhell@gmail.com to claim your prize.

The rest of you, enjoy some sweet space jams from the original Alien soundtrack by Jerry Goldsmith.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    You picked wrong

    • Joaquin Stick

      Choose? Alright, I’ll take Charleston Chews for sixty millions.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Mmm, Charleston Chews.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Why did T Mobile win? You guys should have picked something better.

    • Howard Dean

      “T-Mobile… is a telecommunications company for mostly Europeans but also some Americans… it’s not as popular as Verizon or Vodafone… T-Mobile is a perfectly mediocre telecom company.”

      New album?

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Mr. In Your Ear Vol. 3 feat. Howard Dean by Mr. In Your House 4

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Actually my next album will be a concept album about shoe brands.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Good.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You should wait and hear my album of traditional standards.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I will wait.

          • Ayreonaut

            Man you could write an entire album just on skateboard shoe brands

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        There’s not enough cell phone companies to be able to do that.

    • Joaquin Stick

      Yeah! T-Mobile doesn’t nearly have the coverage of Verizon, not to mention the horrible commercials. Actually both have bad commercials. AT&T has great commercials though. Milana Vayntrub is the best. Speaking of commercial personalities, why is Flo still around? Why does Gieco have 30 different mascots and campaigns? I can’t believe Titanfall 2 is going to have a campaign. Oh yeah, the Battlefield Beta is fun, besides the “spawning without a gun” thing that keeps happening to me. Ugh. I had too much coffee.

    • No, you are wrong.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    lol oh well.

    at least maybe i can pick up physical copy when i see em in 2 weeks, suckers

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      psure they sold all the records out on the presale

      • Abradolf Lincler

        yeah, they will repress. maybe i can pick something else up

  • So, the Venezuelan equivalent of this planet is Planet Movistar? Or maybe the perfectly fine (noreallynononono) and paid by our incredibly awesome and excellent Revolutionary Goverment, the Mighty Planet Movilnet?

    HAILS MOVILNET!

    http://www.generadormemes.com/media/created/wvik4k.jpg

    • Ayreonaut

      If you ever want to get depressed look at who owns what cell phone companies in different countries and you’ll find that the entire world is owned by only a few companies. Also applies to many other businesses

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    enjoy the album nbm02ss

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  • nbm02ss

    Thanks for the upvotes everyone! I plan to enjoy this once power is back: http://www.talgov.com/gis/outages/default.aspx

    • Abradolf Lincler

      Parts o that storm will be hitting us pretty soon here

      • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

        Aren’t you on the western end of NC? I’m right on the VA coastline, so I gotta keep an eye out and load up on necessities (beer, cigs, baby oil, coffee and lots of sardines) if need be.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          yeah, i live near the westernmost end of the state (on the tennessee/sc border)

          • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

            I doubt a hurricane would end up going that far then. Hopefully this one will skip over VA like hurricane Sandy did (which was both odd and insanely lucky).

          • Abradolf Lincler

            no, the mountains always break up the stuff before it gets here. we will get a bit of rain and storms tho

          • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

            Ah, gotcha. Looking at the forecast, we’re gonna be getting fuckloads of rain and possible flooding before it even touches down here. Which especially blows considering I live on the first floor (not sure if this area is above sea level, but pretty sure it is). Looks like I’ll be loading up this weekend and dealing with insanely long lines!

  • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

    Pfffffffffffffffffft, T-Mobile? Boost or bust, baby! (looks at my shitty, pink Boost phone and softly weeps about my life decisions)