And the Winner of that Blood Incantation Prize Is…
Not Mr. Pipey. You people chose poorly.
Look what you monsters went and did. Your reckless upvoting has allowed an intergalactic phone conglomerate to form, and you’d better believe you’ll be charged data overages when you slip out of wifi range somewhere past Uranus (jujuju).
The rest of you, enjoy some sweet space jams from the original Alien soundtrack by Jerry Goldsmith.