An Interview with the Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan (cont’d)

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Previously, in our exclusive interview with the Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan, we brought you an in-depth look at the titular fan’s unending adulation for today’s most well-known heavy rock act that unironically uses skulls, bats, cemeteries and other kindergarten-level Halloween graphics as their modus operandi. Now, we continue our interview and delve ever deeper into the endless spiraling void of terrible grammar that is the YouTube comments section.

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Two part question: 1) What do your parents think about Avenged Sevenfold?

So i had this talk with my mom about my favorite band,Avenged Sevenfold. i mentioned that they’re the most talented guys on the earth actually, so i told her about everything about them. She cried.

– Javi Haner Jr, 1 week ago

and 2) How would you respond to their opinion?

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM!!!!! HEY IM A FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD AND UMM IM NOT GUNNA END UP A PREGNANT STRIPPER BECAUSE OF A BAND!!!! AND IF U EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THERE CONCERTS YOU COULD NOTICE THAT THERE GUITAR SOLOS ARE REAL AND UHH THERE GUYS WHAT DO U EXPECT THEM TO DO PUT OTHER GUYS IN BRAS AND UNDERWEAR IN THERE VIDEOS??? LOOK AT THE MUSIC VIDEO GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS FROM CRUE…ONE OF AVENGED SEVENFOLD’S IDOLS……THEY HAVE ALOT OF GIRLS IN THE VIDEO AND I DONT SEE YOU COMPLAINING!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOU OPINIANS TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

– Chitchatgrl247

Would you date any of the band members?

i would soo love to go on a datee with all these guys all in one night hells yeah baby! id love to taste their blood. im not some kinda freak eaither i like blood

– A7X luvs this chick, 4 years ago

Have you ever seen Avenged Sevenfold live?

THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM, WAS IN ’09 @METALLICA´S CONCERT!! I WAS SO EXCITED I START JUMPING ALL AROUND THE STADIUM!

– DanGates666, 4 years ago

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What are your thoughts on religion?

hey dipshit, 99% of Avenged Sevenfold’s songs are based on the bible you fuckmouth,

– xxxlsebolxxx, 3 years ago

What are your thoughts on classic rock?

your beloved beach boys are nothing but trendy bandwagon bitches.

– DaN…Iza NinJa, 10 years ago

Do you have any Avenged Sevenfold tattoos?

I AM TRYING TO TACTOO THE AVENGED SEVENFOLD DEATHBAT WITHE ALBUM LOGO WITH THE COLORADO FLAG IN ONE WING AND THE AMERICAN FLAG ON THE OTHER WING ABOVE THE TATTOO BUT ITS BEEN HARD TO GET THE MONEY FOR IT I JUST GOT FIRED FROM SUBWAY AND BILL’S DONT STOP COMEING AND I JUST GOT A CAR SO MONEY IS DRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW I ALREADY HAVE A ARTIS THAT HAS DRAWN IT UP AND ITS READY TO TATTOO ON MY BACK FOR $200

I WILL GET THIS TATTOO AND I WILL WEAR THE TATTOO WITH THE PRIDE OF MY HOME TOWN ATOWN COLORADO AND THE HONOR OF MY COUNTRY AMERICA THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A

– vini, 3 years ago

What did you think of the reviews for Hail To The King?

Lol A7X butthurt haters. You all suck! Avenged Sevenfold is the best band! Yeah, you’re right, the guy caught his girl fucking with a Matt Shadows picture..FUCK YOU HATERS _|_ put this in you mama’s PUSSSSSY bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! A7X FOR LIFE! Hail to the fucking King mother fuckers, and the Kings are all 5 members of Avenged Sevenfold. 5 kings, 1 angel. RIP The REV

– A7xTheBest posted, 1 year ago

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Any additional thoughts?

fuck middle school.

– Bloodycupcake54, 9 months ago

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