An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names

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Being in a band is hard enough. Don’t make it worse by having a ridiculous band name.

Have you ever heard a band name so bad that you just instantly shun them forever without ever listening to the music? Of course you have. We all have. That’s just an evolutionary defense mechanism kicking in to prevent you from harm when you’re hunting/gathering for musical sustenance. Sometimes you persevere, listen to the band, and find out you like them. You’re still not going to buy or wear their shirt because the name is just so bad.

Gathered below is a list of bad band names provided by myself, fellow TovH writter W, and the Toilet Ov Hell community. A list like this will never be complete because of a) the sheer magnitude of bands out there and b) It’s all subjective. Your idea of bad will be another person’s idea of good. Be sure to add any bad band names in the comments section.

We Butter The Bread With Butter
Eskimo Callboy
Asking Alexandria
Job For A Cowboy
Whoresnation
Pop Evil
Skillet
Anewrage
Anew Revolution
Wykked Wytch
President Evil
Unloco
Pushmonkey
Pitbulls In The Nursery
Djentleman’s Club
Iwrestledabearonce
Pro-Pain
B.A.R.F.
D-A-D
D.I.E.
F.U.C.K.
F.U.C.T.
H.A.T.E.
P.O.O.R.
M.A.D.
!T.O.O.H.!
R.U. Dead?
D-Grade
†††
Fuck The Facts
Boargasm
Dark Buddha Rising
Hangman’s Chair
Five Finger Death Punch
Gizmachi
The Rain I Bleed
Melancholyc Sunrise
BEDlight for BlueEYES
Pan.Thy.Monium
Cold Dayz
Blo.Torch
Dad The Plow
Trapt
Sixx:AM
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Phallic Decapitant
Bestial Warlust
Turd/Cutter
Abacabb
Megadeth
Serious Black
Hacktivist
Failure Of Milk
Jesters of Destiny
Metallica
Pantera
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Pillow Killz
Dead Princess Black Unicore
Feed Her To The Sharks
Before There Was Rosalyn
ArmsBendBack
A Devil’s Din
A Girl A Gun a Ghost
Malice In Wonderland
Aliens Ate My Setlist
Dredg
Shat
Korn
Staind
Mushroomhead
Stepfather Fred
Painferno
Morbid Alcoholica
Face Of A Virus
Scare Don’t Fear
Zombie Raindance
XDEATHSTARSX
Neurotic November
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Oceans Ate Alaska
Attack Attack!
Haste The Day
Breaking Pangea
Architects of Chaoz
Subway To Sally
Angel Du$t
Khold
Edguy
Oh, Sleeper
Zombie Xtras
Pink Cream 69
Falling In Reverse
Gunishment
Big Bite
Design The Skyline
Kissing Candice
Clouds Taste Satanic
Foreveratlast
Megaherz
Deströyer 666
Killer Be Killed
Showbread
Gone Is Gone
Dew-Scented
Clusterfux
Zombie Destruktion
Blazing Harp
The Bunny The Bear
Lickgoldensky
Footprints in the Custard
Arsonists Get All The Girls
Snow White’s Poison Bite
City Kids Feel The Beat
I Killed The Prom Queen
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Fear Before the March of Flames
The Dead Is Tired When the Morning Comes
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Clinging to The Trees of a Forest Fire
The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die
X-Tinxion
Nekrokrist SS
FaithXtractor
War Injun
Seasick Gladiator
Slice The Cake
Actor/Observer
Aminals
Destroying The Devoid
Necromancing The Stone
Being As An Ocean
Puscifer
I, The Breather
I Am the Ocean
Aversions Crown
The Faith Hills Have Eyes
The Devil Wears Prada
Limp Bizkit
Hellyeah
Beartooth
Narcolipz
I See Stars
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Young and in the Way
War of The Second Dragon
Fairytale Abuse
Blackberry Smoke
Queen Of The Elves Land
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs
Short Bus Pile Up
S-Tool
These Are They
Black Fucking Cancer
Thrashsylvania
Engorging The Autopsy

Dead Girls Don’t Say No
Between Balls And Ass
Anaal Nathrakh
Necrovomit
Spermafrost
Yeast Infection
Goat Penis
Goat Lord

Goat Phallus
Goat Anus
Goat Semen
Goat Sperm
Goat Jizz
Goatfisted
Goatfukk
Goatlusting Chaos
Goat Sodomy
Goat Sodomizer
Rapegoat
Hammergoat
Jizz Witch
Necrosemen
Semenhunter

Goblin Cock
Nekrogoblikok
Corpsefucking Art
Anal Blast
Anal Vomit
Anal Cunt
Anal Blasphemy
Butts of Bangkok

Rectal Smegma
Aborted Fetus
Death Pussy
Crossodomizer
Squash Bowels
Unbowel
Diarrhea Planet

Enema Anal Explosion
Shitfucker
Bathtub Shitter
Pissshitter
Torsofuck
FaceFuck
Spermswamp
Cliteater
Cunthunt 777
Vulvectomy
Queef Huffer

Abörted Hitler Cöck
Rodent Blowjob Holocaust
Lucifer’s Foreskin
Napolean Skullfukk
Cemetary Rapist
Homophobic Fecalpheliac
Cumbeast
Cadaver Cum
Cum Book
Cock And Ball Torture
Prosthetic Cunt
Oral Fistfuck
Fuck I’m Dead
Coffin Fuck
Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck
100,00 Leagues Under My Nutsack
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  • Lacertilian

    hahah, I like at least 10 of these bands, even one of the ones I nominated.
    Pretty sure everyone is going to disagree about at least one of those included though, the 2 obvious ones for me were Metallica and Pantera. There’s no way either of those bands would be as successful as they have been with a shithouse name like Slice The Cake.
    (And yes, I’m conveniently ignoring the fact that Korn sold albums at one stage of their existence)

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  • I still think Shitfucker is an ingenious name.

    • Howard Dean

      Definitely. I also think Torsofuck is an underrated name.

  • Jason Kolkey

    Metallica, Pantera, Anal Cunt, Megadeth, and Fuck the Facts are all good names. Especially Metallica – why wouldn’t you brand yourself as the standard-bearer for the whole genre if you could? And who’s surprised I defended Metallica again?

    • Lars said he’s going to call the cops if he catches you hiding in his bushes again.

      • Jason Kolkey

        Don’t tread on me!

        • Dubbbz
          • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

            ..

          • Abradolf Lincler

            does it surprise anyone that i fly a Dont Tread on Me flag in my flag room

          • Not in the least. You show poor judgement in all aspects of your life.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            thanks

          • You have a job, a car, and a place to live. Sounds like you are doing pretty well to me.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            yeah but my heart isnt bleeding, so im an abject failure

          • We are all failing bro.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            im eating a Choco Taco right now. you cant beat that with a fucking stick

          • Good man. I wish I could enjoy one of those.

          • Waynecro

            Dude, I remember those. Now I’m going to have to eat an entire box in the dark at some point in the near future.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            i dont normally eat sweets except with my glass of WHOLE MILK every night but it seemed like a good idea bc its 90 mf degrees outside

          • Waynecro

            That’s definitely Choco Taco weather.

          • more beer

            I love those things!

          • RJA

            damn son!

          • Waynecro

            I think it’s cool that you have a flag room.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Alcoholica is a better name, just saying.

      • Jason Kolkey

        Fair.

    • they should have gone with METAL: The Band imo

  • Waynecro

    BAD-BAND-NAME BINGO!!!

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    The best/worst name I ever saw was Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles.

    • Vault Dweller

      That’s definitely both best and worst

    • sweetooth0

      They did do a recorded version of the diarrhea song though, so they get points for that.

    • Sy-Klone

      I remember seeing them at the 2001 Milwaukee Metalfest! What a blast from the past! We saw their name on the set-times schedule, and went to see them specifically because of their name. And then we left about two minutes later to catch another band.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I was at that fest too, but never made a point to see them BECAUSE of their name, haha.

        • Sy-Klone

          Haha – then you sir have two more minutes of your life that I unfortunately have lost.

          That particular year always stood out to me, simply because of all the bands that were making not just their U.S. debuts, but also North American debuts – all in Milwaukee of all places.

          Amon Amarth, Soilwork, Nasum, Krisiun, Zyklon, Gorgoroth.

          Even before I really knew who he was, being in an elevator at the hotel with Gaahl still sort of freaked me out.

  • Dubbbz

    Dad The Plow lol

    • Dubbbz

      Yep, legally changing my name to this.

      “Hello students, I’m your professor Dr. Dad the Plow.”

  • Bestial Warlust is a great name.

  • Dubbbz

    Behind each of these great bands is a group of 6 to 10 extremely disappointed parents.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Or really proud?

      • Dubbbz

        I shudder to think of it.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          It’s totally possible, in all honesty.

    • Vault Dweller

      3 to 5, everyone knows metal band kids don’t have a relationship with both parents simultaneously

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        It’s a sad, sordid tale…

    • Count_Breznak

      If you never disappointed your parents you didn’t really live.

  • Brock Samson

    Vaginal penetration of an amulus with a musty carrot
    Vaginal bear trap
    Crotch breaker
    Cunt cuntly
    Goatwhore
    Devildriver
    Straight line stitch
    Lesbian
    Snot

    • Brock Samson

      And gay kiss, I forgot them too

      • That’s an awesome name! Almost as good as Gay Witch Abortion

        • Brock Samson

          Haven’t heard of them, I’ll check em out

        • Brock Samson

          I forgot about junkie vomit too, but I think that’s a pretty good name

        • sweetooth0

          good band though

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Or just Kiss.

    • Eliza

      Are all these real?

      • Maik Beninton™

        I can assure you at least 4 are real.
        2 of them are good imo.

      • Brock Samson

        Yes, all very real

    • more beer

      Cheese Grater Masturbation. Saw them with Vaginal Bear Trap in June both bands were very good..

  • Anal Vomit rules. Still need to find this wax.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKsZP6zJ9CM

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Agreed. Found a copy, randomly in 2011.

      • Lucky bastard. It’s been a while since I played this CD. Does your slip cover have the one dude hanging dong on it?

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          The back of the album does! Bullet belts and dick!

          • Yup! The insert to one of my Grausamkeit albums has the dude hanging dong in his living room with corpse paint/spikes on. Total lolz.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Hahaha.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Have you listened to the newest one?

      • No. I remember the drums sounding pretty awful.

        I may have to revisit it. Any good?

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          I was actually thinking of the split with Ordo Caper, but uh, that one is good.

  • Scrimm

    Short Bus Pile Up is a great name!

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Cunthunt 777, oh God all these suppressed memories of the whiff…

  • Count_Breznak

    The bottom half is a decent playlist.

  • sweetooth0

    what the hell, there’s a ton of good bands in there.

    • So many!!!

    • Heliocrat

      It’s bad band names, not bad bands.

      • The shittier the band name, the better.

      • sweetooth0

        don’t even agree that half of these are bad names either.

        • Heliocrat

          Judging from your profile pic I’m not surprised ahah.

  • Heliocrat

    Humm, I don’t care for Pantera, but it’s a pretty good name.
    I do enjoy me some Dark Buddha Rising and while not great, it’s far from a BAD name.
    For the band that it was (subject matter and all that) Anal Cunt is a perfect name.
    I know you have a axe to grind with Deströyer 666, but it’s not a bad name, cliché and boring maybe.

  • Count_Breznak

    Hm. Seems like there actually is no band named “Enemas as leaders”.

  • Eliza

    Enuff Z’Nuff

  • Here, this will help you create a quality band name.

    http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Your-Goregrind-Band-Name.jpg

    • Joaquin Stick

      Jesus. Erotic Cum Feast.

      • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

        “Erotic Cum Feast 8: Family Dicnic” is the best porno out there!

    • Retarded Hospital Attack

    • Moist Cunt Fisting.

    • Eliza

      Putrid Newborn Nightmare

    • Crab Nicholson

      Fermented Intestine Ejaculation!!!

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Lesbian Cum Abortion

    • Abradolf Lincler

      Shit Covered Newborn Trashcan.

    • Count_Breznak

      Also works for slam bands, just combine all three words into one and end it with “-tomy”.

    • Scrimm

      Ejaculating Trampoline Abortion

    • Heliocrat

      Retarded Fetus Dismemberment. Nasty.

    • 365ChaosRiddenDays

      Alien Sex Party or Necro Prostitute Warfare.

    • President Chester A. Arthur

      Rancid Pussy Gagging

  • Crab Nicholson

    The BEDlight dude’s my roommate. I’ll have to break the news gently.

    • Dubbbz

      Alternatively, void his lease.

    • Tell him RIP Club Krome

      • Crab Nicholson

        What the hell does that mean? Would he know?

    • Crab Nicholson

      Upon hearing the inclusion of that bandname: “Oh, yeah, i could’ve told you THAT”

  • Blackberry Smoke is the worst of all.

    I’M LOOKING AT YOU, EARACHE RECORDS!!!!

  • Dubbbz

    Toilet ov Hell.

    • FUCCCC U

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Pour a forty out wherever RiotAct666 is…..

      • He’s the sex slave for Cradle of Filth now I believe.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          HAHAHAHAHA. Paul fucking Allender, hahaha!!! Fuck!

          • That band is making a fortune off of Hot Topic still.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            The world’s a twisted place.

          • You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

          • Paul Allender uses PRS Guitars, just like Santana!

            If you take the ‘n’ of “Santana” it says Satana.

            #SantanaConspiracies

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Bro, you’re creeping EVERYONE out now….

          • MYSTERIOUS CAVEMAN GORAK™

            AVE SA(N)TANA!!!!!!!
            https://youtu.be/hPZJnnfK1Qc

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        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          So, you wanna hang out and do blow?

  • There’s a brutal death metal band called “Bong Rips For Jesus” and that’s insane because there’s like zero weed-themed brutal death metal bands.
    http://youtu.be/GgFYU789GpQ

    • Scrimm

      There’s a couple

      • There’s quite a few, I was being sarcastic.

  • Guacamole Jim
  • MYSTERIOUS CAVEMAN GORAK™

    QUEEF HUFFER!?!?!?!!? BEST!!!!! NAME!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Waynecro

    I don’t know whether The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a really good name or a really bad name.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Definitely in that in-between realm.

    • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

      It’s annoying to type out, so more bad than good. Plus the kids into them probably have no idea who Tony Danza is.

    • Wonder what Tony Danza has to say about this
      http://youtu.be/OlQTn7gI8cw

  • Marc Miralles

    There’s a band who look like playing annoying kiddy emo music judging by their name, but happen to play Deathcore/Grindcore (not emo, not kiddy at all). They’re pretty kickass, and they’re called Looking For An Answer

    • Abradolf Lincler

      the answer is “Nope”

      . . . sorry if this is your band, i couldnt halp myself

  • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

    Genitorturers.

    Also; I typed the wrong name when I submitted “Nekrogoblikok”. It’s actually Nekrogoblikon, because that’s sooo much better.

    • MYSTERIOUS CAVEMAN GORAK™

      THEM GET PASS SINCE SINGER IS HOT SPANKING GIVE LADY!!!!!!!!

    • Waynecro

      Nekrogoblikon is an awesome band. They have a goblin mascot named John Goblikon.

  • RJA

    Goat Lord is a pretty sweet name – does it suffer because of all the other stupid goat named bands – yes, but it’s pretty sweet on it’s own.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    I’m really surprised that only one “Friends of the toilet” band name is on this list

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Only one has a questionable band name.

      • Scrimm

        mine’s pretty shitty too but I don’t want to talk about it my stuff than I already do

        • I mean, my band name is essentially an acronym saying that we suck. Sooo.

          • Scrimm

            Being self deprecating is so much fun

          • Totally agree.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Do tell

          • S: Sloppy
            C: Crap
            A: At
            B: Best

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I expected much more tomfoolery

    • Which band?

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        365 conveniently omitted Tovarish from the list that got published here

  • Guppusmaximus

    Nachtmystium & Guns ‘N’ Roses

    • Abradolf Lincler

      whas wrong with Nachtmystiums name?

      • Guppusmaximus

        The fact that it’s ‘Nachtmystium’

  • JWEG

    – Look up Brutal Death Metal on Metal Archives
    – Add almost all of it to the list
    – ????

    – Seriously. ?????. That is all.

  • Ayreonaut

    HOW DARE YOU CALL PANTERA STUPID
    GAWDAMN BOI U BETTER BE READY FOR DIME AND RANDY TO BLOW DOWN UR HOUSE WITH 70000 WATTS OF GETCHA PULL BLASTIN OUT OF KRANK AMPS AND DEAN GUITARS

  • Stockhausen

    I love Dredg forever and ever, but that name is not good. They don’t even like it. Also, add Code Orange Kids to this. I know they changed it recently to Code Orange, but anything band with “kids” in the name deserves some ridicule.

  • dan

    Fuck The Facts is a great name.

    • Max

      Yeah, what on earth is wrong with that? Plus it’s a Naked City song title. You could do a lot worse.

      • dan

        Also the whole reasoning behind it is great 🙂

  • Djentleman’s Club isn’t a band

    • BobLoblaw

      Is it a way of life?

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Many of these are the best band names ever.

  • BobLoblaw

    The Obliteration of Humanity (!T.O.O.H!) does not deserve to be listed among the likes of Cum Book, Homophobic Fecalpheliac and Oral Fistfuck.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    No Showaddywaddy, no list.

  • BobLoblaw

    Wumbachumba

  • ‘The Faith Hills Have Eyes’ lol

  • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

    Don’t forget We Will Eat Rats To Survive, and my personal favorite, Admiral Poopypants And His Dancing Teeth.

  • Sadistikexekution

    Success will write apocalypse across the sky?

    ** flushes toilet **

  • Sadistikexekution

    Success will write apocalypse accross the sky?

    ** flushes toilet **

  • Akerskronks ov Steele

    100,000 Leagues Under My Nutsack is amazing

  • Ben Nield

    you forgot Camel of Doom