About

The smartest metal blog with the dumbest name. Music news, reviews, interviews, and tons of silly junk.

The Toilet Ov Hell was formed as a positive community by a bunch of jerks who enjoyed joking with each other and occasionally talking about music. We have come together to shine light on our favorite bands, discuss our interests, and flush posers. We write about what we want, when we want.

New posts go up at 9am, 11am, 1pm, and 3pm every Monday through Friday. Join us for a bonus post at 9am every Saturday and Sunday.

Want to submit your band? Shoot an email to toiletovhell@gmail.com. Are you a half-way decent writer and want to run a post on the site? Shoot an email to toiletovhell@gmail.com. Questions? Comments? Ideas? Shoot an email to toiletovhell@gmail.com.

If you have a physical promo or a hand-written love letter you’d like to submit, please mail it to

TovH
PO Box 303038
Austin, TX 78705 


The views expressed in the posts of Toilet ov Hell are solely those of the credited writer, and do not represent the opinions of the rest of the writers or the Toilet ov Hell as a whole.

Editor-in-Chief:

Joe Thrashnkill

Editors:

Masterlord SteelDragon
W.
Lacertilian

Writers:

365 Days of Horror
Christian Molenaar
Stockhausen
Jack Bauer
CyberneticOrganism
Tyree
HessianHunter
MoshOff
Call the Slambulance
Paris Hilton
Guacamole Jim
Randall Thor
Edward
Rho Stone
Simon Pheonix
Dagon
Jimmy McNulty
Celtic Frosty
Link Leonhart
Ron Deuce
Old Man Doom
Jason Kolkey

  • Negrodamus

    *flush*

    Period!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      *flushes your flush*

      *flushes again for cleanliness*

      • W.

        Flush em all, flushing no regrets.

        • Negrodamus

          Flush these vile posers down the stench ridden toilet ov hell full of rotten tomatoes and hungry piranhas!

  • FLUSH FOREVER!

  • Fromwisdomtohate29

    Neva enough flush.

  • Xan

    I’m all about the flush life.

  • Deputy Dipshit

    YOU WILL FLUSH WHEN I SAY YOU MUST FLUSH!
    BACK TO THE BOWL!

  • Pagliacci is Kvlt

    I am flush with excitement.

    • Óðinn

      Excrement?

  • Mr. Bojangles

    This page makes me moist.

  • The Satan ov Hell

    When will we convince the flush-lord himself to come?

  • Gurp

    *Courtesy flush*

  • Master Of Puppets

    *flush*

  • Holy flush!
    You broz made me very proud m/

    Keep up a good work!!!!!!!!!!!

  • TESTIKLEES APPROVES!!!!!! *FLUSH* *FLUSH!!!!!!!!* OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH *FLUSH!!!!!!!*

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    Basedtoilet

  • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

    #flusherswithoutborders

  • BarkThrone

    I want to rite +articles any one help me?
    Metal is my life, friends

  • blowmeanddieofmyaids

    Goddammit, I think me and my phone both just got AIDS by coming here. This site sucks.

  • oh hey guys

  • Yoohoo! 😀

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn

    The Toilet ov Hell is, by far, my favorite toilet-themed website.

  • Óðinn

    ~~~