The smartest metal blog with the dumbest name. Music news, reviews, interviews, and tons of silly junk.

The Toilet Ov Hell was formed as a positive community by a bunch of jerks who enjoyed joking with each other and occasionally talking about music. We have come together to shine light on our favorite bands, discuss our interests, and flush posers. We write about what we want, when we want.

New posts go up at 9am, 11am, 1pm, and 3pm every Monday through Friday. Join us for a bonus post at 9am every Saturday and Sunday.

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Editor-in-Chief:

Joe Thrashnkill

Editors:

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Lacertilian

Writers:

365 Days of Horror
Spear
Joaquin Stick
Christian Molenaar
Stockhausen
Jack Bauer
CyberneticOrganism
HessianHunter
MoshOff
Guacamole Jim
Randall Thor
Edward
Simon Pheonix
Dagon
Jimmy McNulty
Link Leonhart
Ron Deuce
Old Man Doom
Jason Kolkey
Masterlord SteelDragon