7 Signs You Have Listened To Music

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1. You have purchased music at some point. Chances are, if you’ve spent money on music, either digitally or physically, you’ve listened to that purchase.

2. You own a pair of headphones. What do you have headphones for, if not to listen to music?

3. Sometimes, when you’re alone, you sing your favourite songs. How would you have favourite songs to sing if you didn’t listen to music? QED, atheists.

Shower Singing

4. You’ve attended a concert. Unless you’re deaf, attending that concert pretty much guarantees you’ve listened to music.

5. You listen to music. If you’re aware, why are you reading this list? This is for people who don’t know.

6. You can play one or more of the instruments. This is a damn good indication you’ve listened to music.

7. You read a Buttzfeed list and at least three of the points applied to your life. If you’ve done this, then congratulations! You listen to music.

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    My least favorite song by them, but it seems fitting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aba_wc3Vk6k

    • 8 ‘cunting’ Moments By KSOFM. You Won’t Believe The 5th One!

  • Tyree

    Dear Toilet,

    Tyree has committed suicide.

    Burn in Hell,

    Satan

  • Sir Tapir The Based :]

    Wtf dude how did you know? Are you stalking me?

    • Guacamole Jim

      :%

      DAMMIT I’ll never get the hang of that.

      • more beer

        Very amusing post. Cheers!

        • Guacamole Jim

          Thanks, beer!

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        Looks like I have to give you some private tutoring ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Arriving at the end, all I feel is pain. Just like a real Buzzfeed article!

    • Unleash Your Gvpritude With These 8 Easy Steps To Hook With A Girl. Pay Attention To the 5th One.

      • did we ever get online dating tips from Joseph? :/

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Didn’t he say he was abandoning that idea? I thought he did.

        • Not sure I wanna do that anymore considering that online dating has left me a husk of a person.

          • Dagon

            Brb googling husk…

            The husk is where all the vitamins are bb

          • Was it really that bad? I have no frame of reference. I have been with the wife for 8 years… that was before online dating was a thing…

          • Guacamole Jim

            Holy hell, that was before I even knew what my dick was for.

          • Eww.

          • crazy right?

            lolz at your comment

          • It was fun… for a while.

          • What is the pitfall of it all? Meeting people who are just turds? and subsequently becoming fatigued to it all?

          • Just a bunch of bummers. A little 2 personal 2 get into.

          • gotcha. Keep playing the field man. You never know who is going to turn into a good one!

          • Paris Hilton

            I know the feel. Without getting too into detail I went on a few dates with fucking DISASTERS through the online route. I ended up finding a gem, but never again…

          • I would imagine finding someone to date a popular heiress as yourself has to be a trying experience 🙂

          • Paris Hilton

            Most aren’t worthy to even speak to me let alone date me.

          • DCLXVI

            I went fishing off the company pier and it worked out great

          • Bold move! That’s rad it worked

          • understandable. i found it to be the most self-esteem crushing thing i’ve ever done. we shall never speak of it again!

      • And All the Gifs

  • ME GORAK B.C.™

    #BESTPOSTINHISTORY

  • Holy shit! You mean to tell me that I’ve been listening to music this entire time? Mind=Blown.

    • Dagon

      Recommended articles:
      8 Ways To Tell If You Like Ice Cream
      Scientists discover the truth behind wet farts!
      This couple went on a vacation in Brazil… you won’t believe what happened next! (probably murder)

      • 666 ways to die and why you may already be dead!

      • 666 ways to die and why you may already be dead!

    • Check Out These 7 ÄräraäraäraAAÄRRR Hardcore Bands That Ron Deuce Likes. You Won’t Believe the ÄräraäraäraAAÄRRR’s In The 5th One!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        10 Ways To Tell If You’ve “This Is Huh!” You Won’t Believe “Wow!”

  • Rho Stone

    only this is considered Real Music™ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgMeRPooDwo

  • This is gold.

  • J.R.™

    My parents do not consider what I listen to “music”

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      My mother once labelled Linkin Park “rock music”. Not that I listen to them or anything. It was my sister I swear.

      • “I was just holding on to the CD for her, I swear!”

      • J.R.™

        Still the kvltest shrimp I know.

        But on the reals you should see some of the pleb crap I have laying around.

      • Mxxk Bxnxntxn™© :]

        Oh you.

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      My mother once labelled Linkin Park “rock music”. Not that I listen to them or anything. It was my sister I swear.

    • My dad referred to rammstein as the devil’s music recently. I almost died from holding in my laughter.

      • as a teenager, my friend’s dad threw away his Rammstein CD because he said the vocals sounded Satanic. SMH

    • My dad referred to rammstein as the devil’s music recently. I almost died from holding in my laughter.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Same. They consider most of my music garbage.

      • JW(E)G

        The generation gap goes in reverse order for you and your family?

        It’s like that last episode of Star Trek TNG, but with Dad Rock instead of tachyons…

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          My mom hates all the classic rock I listen to and most metal as she only listens to top 40 radio. My dad doesn’t like a lot of bands I like but he does like some of them.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Did your dad get you into dad rock? Doesn’t he like Grateful Dead?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My dad only likes the Grateful Dead and Neil Young. I got into almost all the dad rock I like on my own.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Same. They consider most of my music garbage.

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      My mom likes some of the same stuff I do.

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

        So, absolutely nothing?

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          Touché

    • Waynecro

      My mom really liked Opeth until the last two albums happened.

  • can Buttzfeed be a new article category?

  • can Buttzfeed be a new article category?

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      18 Reasons You Should Join The G+ Toilet Ov Hell Group

      • and i can’t think of one!

        • Dagon

          There’s a handsome blond guy in there. I heard one lock of his magical hair could end wars.

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      18 Reasons You Should Join The G+ Toilet Ov Hell Group

    • Rho Stone

      bump, would pen this shit on a monthly basis

    • Rho Stone

      bump, would pen this shit on a monthly basis

    • 7 moments in which the Sir Tapir wanted to stab somene. You won’t believe the 5th one!

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        Or 10 times Sir Tapir didn’t like music. We can’t believe we managed to condense it to only 10!

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Here’s a good Buttzfeed article about me

      10 times JJD Didn’t get a joke. You won’t believe the 6th one!

      • 10 times JJD trolled us and nobody caught on!

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          That’s even better.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Don Henley had a much different persona!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            He did.

    • 8 times Janitor Jim Duggan would. you won’t believe number 8!

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        That’s also a good one. I need to pick one of these and write them.

      • Of Course you would believe the number 8.

  • Sir Tapir The Based :]
  • Sir Tapir The Based :]
  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Guacy plz! Of course we’ve heard music!

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      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        That’s a great Buttzfeed article.

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      I’ve heard music, but not music I like

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Tapir plz!

  • Paris Hilton

    I don’t listen to music. That stuff leads to pretentiousness and saying music that you don’t like isn’t “real music”. If music fans can’t even agree on the reality of the product that they claim to enjoy I want to have nothing to do with it

  • Share this 2 Facebook if u love ur grandma, ignore if u want her 2 fucking die.

    • Guacamole Jim

      On the reals, I want to share this article and see how many people think it’s serious.

  • I kinda want to go to Buzzfeed just to see it again….

    GL

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lni1b3Lw1U

    • Guacamole Jim

      This video is hidden the list, good sir!

  • NefariousDude

    Wow! Never pegged myself as a music listener! Should I be relieved? Because I think I feel relieved